Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A lot of girls seem to be looking for a "good-hearted guy." I'm
going to assume that this means they want their man to have a
properly pumping pulmonary (valve).
I want to lay it out straight from the beginning: To the best of my
knowledge, my heart is solid. One doctor called my coronary artery
"cavernous" and another said that my left ventricle is "pretty
legit" (her words, not mine). My heart has pumped willingly all day
and all night for over 26 years, which is longer than the BPM
station on SiriusXM. When I go mountain biking, it delivers the
pumps in a high-performance environment, and when I'm reading your
profile, it calms the eff down, like it should. Unless you make my
heart go pit-a-pat ;)
I'm Chris, a guy who likes to do things and stuff. I have all my
teeth, some skills, and a bearded dragon named Igor. He is old and
wise, and probably doesn't approve of online dating. But I'm okay
with that, because I've actually met some pretty cool girls on this
site. I'm back again to see what happens.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A little bit about myself: Pro photographer, YouTuber and
entrepreneur. Avid mountain biker, car enthusiast, and breather of
So now that we've covered the basics, let's delve a little bit
deeper. Personally and professionally I do all right. I really
enjoy what I do for a living, have free time to pursue my
interests, spend time with friends and family, do a bit of
traveling, and meet new people/try new things. I also find time to
make mistakes, forget peoples' names, and ride into the occasional
tree when mountain biking. I'd say it's a good balance.
Self-employed. I have a few different photography
businesses/specialties - Headshot photography, where I work with
mostly corporate/business clients and some actors/models, a
freelance, wedding, and automotive photography business, and the
most recent venture that has to do with virtual panoramic tours.
It's a blast being able to turn my passions and interests into
businesses, and experience things that I otherwise wouldn't without
a couple cameras strapped around my neck.
I'm also a "YouTuber." But not the kind you might think. I'm not
the male Jenna Marbles, or a gamer. Instead, I garner millions of
views/month (I know, insane) with an automotive channel that I
started with an online car magazine. How does that work? Well, I
strap a GoPro to my head and test everything from Fords to Ferraris
on the street and around race tracks all over the country. It's a
dream job and I'll admit, it's a bit surreal sometimes... Someone
had to do it though.
Edu: I went to Albion and studied geology for my undergrad. So I'm
a photographer who just happens to know some things about rocks.
It's very gneiss. Halfway through college I started studying
business on my own, met a mentor, and did an apprenticeship. I
finished up my geology degree but my heart was in my photography
business. I went with it and haven't looked back.
This summer - starting another business with a friend, meeting new
people (people I've never met before, not newborn babies), road
tripping, camping, practicing to be a racecar driver, and doing an
excessive amount of mountain biking. You know, the important things
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Things and stuff. Myelination.
Writing funny craigslist ads that sell things and stuff above
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1. I have a face.
2a. I am not wearing a cowboy hat (sometimes I wear a cowboy
2b. I am wearing a cowboy hat (this would be one of those
3. They notice that it is me, and not somebody else.
4. They notice that I think this is a question filled with
lamesauce and that it's time to move onto favorite books, movies,
shows, music, and food. Go!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I've been reading a lot lately. I'm mostly into nonfiction books
about psychology, neuroscience, biology, entrepreneurship, food, or
people. Once I read a book about vacuum cleaners. Highly
Food: Big fan. Whole-food, plant-based since college. Mostly vegan
(not the smelly kind). But it's not a religion. I enjoy eating out,
especially in Ann Arbor, but I still cook at home a lot. California
red wine is bueno, and that crafty beer that is all the rage these
days isn't bad either. I also like water.
It's 2015. All the good ones, you know which ones...
Music: I listen to a lot of Spotify and SXM. I've been really into
some of the new alternative and chill-house stuff that's been
coming out. I'll listen to a little bit of everything though
depending on my mood and what I'm doing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You know what's so great about people? We're pretty adaptable. So
with that in mind, I could probably do without a lot. Especially if
I had the proper training. I would live in the woods with nothing
but a knife, a loin cloth, and my wits. And maybe command a small
army of ninja squirrels. That'd be the ideal situation...
But...since I live with a bearded dragon in Livonia, around a bunch
of old people, and not in the woods...it probably goes something
6. And Chipotle. Because guac, yo.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The other day.
If "that's what she said."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing, meeting up with friends, chilling with family, forgetting
that it's Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Recently became addicted to The Bachelor. Dammit. If you haven't
seen Season 19, go watch it now before you finish reading my
profile. Go ahead, I'll wait.
Okay, now that you've seen that, I can tell you why I'm here. New
Friends? Sure, but I already have friends. A relationship? Meh.
I've been doing that for the last 4 years. Maybe. I've met some
great girls on here in the past. So hey - what the heck, we'll see
what happens. No expectations: I'm just here for the possibility of
making a connection, to see if we click, and to go from there if
What am I looking for in a girl (besides a pulse)? Well, I don't
want to list off a bunch of traits, because that's no fun - but I'm
going to do a little bit of it anyway: I'm typically into girls who
are smart, funny, and have a strong, confidant personality. I don't
really have a physical "type." We just need to find each other
attractive. That's as much as I'm going to say, because honestly
these things aren't written in stone. I think Chemistry and real
connection run deeper than a bunch of checkboxes.
Also, when I was a little kid I ate too many carrots and turned
orange. I believe it's called Carotenosis. I got better ;-)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you think we might hit it off, and you think I'll think we'll
hit it off, then that's a good start to thinking about messaging me
to see if we'll hit it off.
First date, what to expect:
Fun times with sweet rhymes. Spending dimes. Mexican beer
accompanied by limes. Mimes. Wind chimes?
What not to expect:
-Skydiving. Definitely a worthwhile shared experience. Not going to
happen. Also, many of the things listed above in "what to
You've reached the end of my profile.
This is where you decide to either shoot me a message or go check
your Facebook and ignore everything that just happened. If it's the
latter, I hope your notifications are filled with valuable
interactions; not just invitations to play Candy Crush. Seriously,
no Candy Crush.
Cheers [sips beer, signs off]
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