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MrTopsyTurvy

33 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Unemployed
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
UPDATE: I'm no longer single, but if you just want to chit chat as mates, feel free to message me :-)

What am I looking for?
I don't really have a type of women I go for, but if I had to describe my perfect partner she would be petite, south/west Asian, Muslim, she would work in animal welfare, in her spare time she would do photography, painting, cross stitch and knit clothes for homeless orphans. But having said that I do consider Lily Allen to be the wife I never had, some other celebs I like are Jamelia and Alesha Dixon. I'm really not into mainstream sheeple, if you think fame, popularity, money or owning expensive things is a measure of success we probably won't get along, I also couldn't be with someone who has a job that involves using people for your own gain, sales would be a prime example, think mobile phone contract sales people YUK!

Why am I here?
Well having previously given up on women and being happily single for four or five years, I met someone by chance and we had a nice relationship, sadly it ended due to distance, but it has reinvigorated my interest in having a relationship, so here I am.

A bit about me
I like doughnuts, hot chocolate, love animals, I am a very typical Virgo and am currently working on getting rid of as many of my possessions as possible. I previously worked in retail management, but have decided to have a career change, I am currently thinking about becoming a carer.

Please see my 'You should message me if' section, it would also be a useful to check my questions tab to get more of an idea of our compatibility.

Thanks for reading all, I look forward to hearing from you :D

PS If i visited you and didn't leave you a message, don't feel bad, I rarely message anyone, the most likely reason is that you haven't answered enough questions for me to get an idea of what your values are, or that we disagreed on too many important questions.
What I’m doing with my life
Not a lot at the moment...
I’m really good at
Reading people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: Man Down, 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe, Miranda, Countryfile, Time Team, Spring/Autumn Watch, Country Tracks, Daily Politics, Peep Show, Big Bang Theory, QI, The Inbetweeners, The Review Show, The Gadget Show, Grand Designs, Snooker, Athletics, Midsomer Murders, Frost, Columbo, NCIS, CSI, Oz, My Wife and Kids, One on One, Family Guy, Cleveland Show, Lewis, Scott & Bailey, Whitechapel, Dexter, The Big Bang Theory, Bottom, Blackadder, Men Behaving Badly, Becker, Will & Grace, Dharma & Greg, Ally McBeal, Frasier, Blackadder, documentaries, news & politics shows

Music: Sade, Jodeci, Stevie Wonder, Al Green, Barry White, Bob Marley, Anthony Hamilton, Mary J. Blige, Eric Benet, Joe, Jamiroquai, Radiohead, Crowded House, Crash Test Dummies, Brendan Benson, Foo Fighters, Gwen Stefani

Films: Soul Men, CB4, Good Will Hunting, The Notebook, Gone Baby Gone, Ghost, Jackie Brown, Dirty Dancing, I Love You Phillip Morris, Youth In Revolt, Gladiator, Saving Private Ryan, Shawshank Redemption, Pirates of the Caribbean, Primal Fear, Schindler's List, The Usual Suspects, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Once Upon a Time in America, Fargo, Monty Python's Life of Brian, American Beauty, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Taxi Driver, American Gangster, Scarface.

Books, Crime fiction: Kathy Reichs, Val Mcdermid etc.
The six things I could never do without
I could do without almost everything, but not having the Internet would bother me a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The mindset of other people, I find the behaviour of other people quite perplexing, for example:

People who enter the supermarket through the exit door, when it's right next to the enter door.

I see a lot of items on eBay relisted due to time wasters and I wonder how someone gets themselves into a situation where they bid on something and don't pay, it's a pretty simple process, you enter into a legally binding agreement to buy by bidding, then you pay, then you receive your item, I can't imagine how you could mess that up.

People who take out loans or spend on credit cards and then declare themselves bankrupt, if you borrow money, pay it back, it's pretty simple, that goes for anything you borrow, that's what borrow means.

People who have children or pets that they are incapable of caring for, I can kind of understand having the children since the government give you a free flat and reward money, but going out and getting a pet that you then neglect or abuse is beyond my understanding.

I'm seeing a pattern emerging here, it's clearly selfish people that perplex me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not a fan of coriander.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
None of the following apply to you:
A) You cheat, lie, thieve or are an alcoholic.
B) You would not offer to replace something you broke that didn't belong to you.
C) You would eat the last three biscuits rather than save one and a half for your partner.
D) You think that B is more serious than C (you are too materialistic/money-centric for me)
E) You have slept with more people than your age
F) You have, or would work in any form of sex trade (phone sex, pole dancing, cam shows and upwards)
G) You are the jealous type, I still speak to half of my exes, most of my friends are women, keep your jealousy.
H) Your idea of quality TV is Jeremy Kyle Show, Eastenders, TOWIE, Take Me Out etc.