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MrTopsyTurvy

33 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Unemployed
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Having previously given up on women and being single for four or five years, I met someone by chance and we had a nice relationship, sadly it ended due to distance, but it has reinvigorated my interest in having a relationship, so here I am.

I don't have a set type of woman, I am pretty open, so instead I have listed the types I know I don't go for, please see my 'You should message me if' section, it would also be a useful to check my questions tab to get more of an idea of our compatibility.

I am a very typical Virgo, I'll add a summary later...

I also really want a baby elephant, they are just so cute, if you can provide me with one of these, I'll marry you no questions.

Thanks for reading all, I look forward to hearing from you :D
What I’m doing with my life
Not a lot at the moment...
I’m really good at
Reading people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: Man Down, 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe, Miranda, Countryfile, Time Team, Spring/Autumn Watch, Country Tracks, Daily Politics, Peep Show, Big Bang Theory, QI, The Inbetweeners, The Review Show, The Gadget Show, Grand Designs, Snooker, Athletics, Midsomer Murders, Frost, Columbo, NCIS, CSI, Oz, My Wife and Kids, One on One, Family Guy, Cleveland Show, Lewis, Scott & Bailey, Whitechapel, Dexter, The Big Bang Theory, Bottom, Blackadder, Men Behaving Badly, Becker, Will & Grace, Dharma & Greg, Ally McBeal, Frasier, Blackadder, documentaries, news & politics shows

Music: Sade, Jodeci, Stevie Wonder, Al Green, Barry White, Bob Marley, Anthony Hamilton, Mary J. Blige, Eric Benet, Joe, Jamiroquai, Radiohead, Crowded House, Crash Test Dummies, Brendan Benson, Foo Fighters, Gwen Stefani

Films: Soul Men, CB4, Good Will Hunting, The Notebook, Ghost, Jackie Brown, Dirty Dancing, I Love You Phillip Morris, Youth In Revolt, Gladiator, Saving Private Ryan, Shawshank Redemption, Pirates of the Caribbean, Primal Fear, Schindler's List, The Usual Suspects, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Once Upon a Time in America, Fargo, Monty Python's Life of Brian, American Beauty, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Taxi Driver, American Gangster, Scarface.

Books, Crime fiction: Kathy Reichs, Val Mcdermid etc.
The six things I could never do without
I could do without almost everything, but not having the Internet would bother me a lot.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
The following don't apply to you:
A) You cheat, lie, thieve or are an alcoholic.
B) You would not pay to replace one of your partners possessions, if you broke it accidentally.
C) You would eat the last three biscuits rather than save one and a half for your boyfriend.
D) You think that B is more serious than C (you are too materialistic/money-centric for me)
E) You have slept with more people than your age
F) You have, or would work in any form of sex trade (phone sex, pole dancing, cam shows and upwards)
G) You are the jealous type, I still speak to half of my exes, most of my friends are women, keep your jealousy.
H) Your idea of quality TV is Jeremy Kyle Show, Eastenders, TOWIE, Take Me Out etc.