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35 Southwark, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:00pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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'Girls just wanna have fun', but I don't. Let's sit in silence watching a 2 hour documentary about crop rotation in the 14th century.

I am confident (shower naked), am a rebel (wear my headphones in the the wrong ears), am a bit of a bad boy (walk in through the exit at Waitrose) and am a real ladie's man (I talk to women and BAM!! 7 years later they ask me out).

I like cooking, inhaling smoothies, walking and working out, although currently I work 7 days a week, so don't have much time for anything.

I have an extensive collection of cat flaps, such as white catflaps, red catflap, electronic catflap* and hope one day to own a cat.

I'm vegan for compassion reasons, although I've become a lot leaner and feel a lot healthier, which is a bonus.

*DISCLOSURE: my electronic catflap is also white.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Decided on a career change, so applying for many jobs and attending interviews. Update: had 2 interviews last week, got offered both jobs :DD Update: got offered 3 jobs actually and have been working in one of them for 9 months now.

I've also decided to finally see through one of the many website ideas I've had over the years, I am a very accomplished procrastinator. Update: didn't even start it :D
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, giving IT and emotional support to my friends, being happy and positive (recently acquired skill).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: Strictly, Great Interior Design Challenge, Grand Designs, Bake Off (in fact anything with food), 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, any detective drama (Sherlock, Whitechapel, NCIS, all the way through to Columbo, Mrs Marple, Midsomer Murders, Frost)

Music: Sade, Jodeci, Al Green, Bob Marley, Anthony Hamilton, Mary J. Blige, Eric Benet, Joe, Jamiroquai, Radiohead, Crowded House, Crash Test Dummies, Brendan Benson, Foo Fighters, Gwen Stefani

Films: Soul Men, CB4, Good Will Hunting, The Notebook, Gone Baby Gone, Ghost, Jackie Brown, Dirty Dancing, I Love You Phillip Morris, Youth In Revolt, Gladiator, Saving Private Ryan, Shawshank Redemption, Pirates of the Caribbean, Primal Fear, Schindler's List, The Usual Suspects, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Once Upon a Time in America, Fargo, Monty Python's Life of Brian, American Beauty, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Taxi Driver, American Gangster, Scarface, Zombieland, Brooklyns Finest, Seven Psychos, Juno.

Books, Crime fiction: Kathy Reichs, Val Mcdermid etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My smoothie maker, my instant pot, my smart phone, the interweb, nature, my bed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where all the nice wholesome women are hiding!

Why people walk in cycle lanes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm single, playing Farm Hero Saga, if I'm not, then chilling with my girlfriend...playing Farm Hero Saga.
You should message me if
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It would help if you are vegan or vegetarian, or at least interested in becoming one.

I seem to always end up with extroverts, would be nice to meet an introvert, preferably quite boring, maybe a gamer, with at least one pet, messy council flat etc.

You are within walking distance of my home, a location I will not divulge (did I mention i was mysterious).

You are a nice person...think about it, are you a nice person...really?