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34 M Southwark, UK

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 19
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
UPDATE: I'm taken at the moment, but always open to new friends.

What am I looking for?
I don't really have a type of women I go for, but if I had to describe my perfect partner she would be petite, south/west Asian, would work in animal welfare, in her spare time she would do photography, painting, cross stitch and knit clothes for homeless orphans. But having said that I do consider Lily Allen to be the wife I never had, some other celebs I like are Jamelia and Alesha Dixon. I'm really not into mainstream sheeple, if you think fame, popularity, money or owning expensive things is a measure of success we probably won't get along, I also couldn't be with someone who has a job that involves using people for your own gain, hard sales would be a prime example, think mobile phone contract sales people YUK!

Why am I here?
Well having previously given up on women and being happily single for four or five years, I met someone by chance and we had a nice relationship, sadly it ended due to distance, but it has reinvigorated my interest in having a relationship, so here I am.

A bit about me
I've recently turned vegan, I love animals, enjoy long walks, picnics in the park, cooking, I really want to take up some sort of arts and craft hobby, but cant decide what...I am a very typical Virgo and am currently working on getting rid of as many of my possessions as possible.

Please see my 'You should message me if' section, it would also be a useful to check my questions tab to get more of an idea of our compatibility.

Thanks for reading all, I look forward to hearing from you :D

PS If i visited you and didn't leave you a message, don't feel bad, I rarely message anyone, the most likely reason is that you haven't answered enough questions for me to get an idea of what your values are, or that we disagreed on too many important ones.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV: Brooklyn nine nine, Man Down, 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe, Miranda, Countryfile, Time Team, Spring/Autumn Watch, Country Tracks, Daily Politics, Peep Show, Big Bang Theory, QI, The Inbetweeners, The Review Show, The Gadget Show, Grand Designs, Snooker, Athletics, Midsomer Murders, Frost, Columbo, NCIS, CSI, Oz, My Wife and Kids, One on One, American Dad, Family Guy, Cleveland Show, Lewis, Scott & Bailey, Whitechapel, Dexter, The Big Bang Theory, Bottom, Blackadder, Men Behaving Badly, Becker, Will & Grace, Dharma & Greg, Ally McBeal, Frasier, Blackadder, documentaries, news & politics shows

Music: Sade, Jodeci, Stevie Wonder, Al Green, Barry White, Bob Marley, Anthony Hamilton, Mary J. Blige, Eric Benet, Joe, Jamiroquai, Radiohead, Crowded House, Crash Test Dummies, Brendan Benson, Foo Fighters, Gwen Stefani

Films: Soul Men, CB4, Good Will Hunting, The Notebook, Gone Baby Gone, Ghost, Jackie Brown, Dirty Dancing, I Love You Phillip Morris, Youth In Revolt, Gladiator, Saving Private Ryan, Shawshank Redemption, Pirates of the Caribbean, Primal Fear, Schindler's List, The Usual Suspects, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Once Upon a Time in America, Fargo, Monty Python's Life of Brian, American Beauty, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Taxi Driver, American Gangster, Scarface, Zombieland, Brooklyns Finest, Seven Psychos, Juno.

Books, Crime fiction: Kathy Reichs, Val Mcdermid etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could do without almost everything, but not having the Internet would bother me a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where all the nice wholesome women are hiding!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I'm naked :o
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
None of the following apply to you:
A) You are over size 12.
B) You cheat, lie, thieve or are an alcoholic.
C) You would not offer to replace a friend's iPhone if you broke it.
D) You would eat the last three biscuits rather than save one and a half for your partner.
E) You think that C is more serious than D.
F) You've slept with more people than your age.
G) You have/would work in any form of adult industry.
H) You are the jealous type, I still speak to half of my exes and most of my friends are women.
I) Your idea of quality TV is Jeremy Kyle Show, Eastenders, TOWIE, Take Me Out etc.