I should explain...I am my own target audience when it comes to my sense of humor. I will say things or make references that only I will understand.
I like to keep things simple and I need someone that is straightforward. K.I.S.S. - Keep It Simple Stupid. I do not take clues very well. If you want something, tell me! I am not now, nor will I ever be a mind reader...or a face reader...or a lip reader...or a book reader. No, that's a lie, I've read books. And see, I'm honest! If I lie, I will tell you!
I think I will end my monologue here. Let's get to know each other a bit over email. If we live close enough, let's just meet someplace and chat over lunch or drinks. I hope you have a fantastic day!