Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I can't see likes so say hi, I don't bite... much!
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I'm awesome... no, seriously, I am. I'm about 60% awesome, 40%
sexy, and 20% ninja monkey. What's that? You're saying that you
think I'm conceited, can't do math, and have no clue what a ninja
monkey is? Well...you may be right.
BUT I can bake 30 minute brownies in 25 minutes. I give real hugs
instead of those wimpy A-frame things people try to pass off as
hugs. I know how to recite the number pi up to 16 digits from a
sheet of paper. And I know that the tooth fairy does not
...now how many guys can say THAT!
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm raising monkeys and trying to teach them not to throw their
I’m really good at
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Cooking, I love to cook. Dressing like a third grader on picture
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Any books by Stephen R Donaldson.
I love movies and wanted to be a film editor when I was
T.V. Doctor Who, Dresden Files, Blacklist, House, Vikings
My musical tastes run from big band and swing to rockabilly or old
school country. My favorites include; The Cherry Poppin' Daddies,
Reverend Horton Heat, The Cramps, Big Bad Voodoo Daddies, Johnny
Cash, Lee Press On and the Nails, Lily Frost, Louis Armstrong
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My boys, coffee, the lake, outside, target shooting, my boys still.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I am looking for someone who's demons won't fight with my demons. I
like curvy women, but not someone who has given up on
I want what my folks have. I want a tour director. My dad always
says that he runs the house but my mom is the tour director who
runs and makes happen their lives. I want to grow old with and
still chase the love of my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
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You want to know more and You're are curvy.
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