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MrWitt-E

41 / M / Straight / Single

Chandler, Arizona

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:30pm
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Banking / Financial / Real Estate
Income
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
**Update**
I had a little bit of luck on this page, but not enough to make a true connection with someone. I am going to leave it to the Lord. You can still send me a message, but like Forrest Gump said, "I'm tired. I think I'm going to go home now!" Good luck to you all on your search!!!

I Am A Man Of Many Hats! I love that!

Before we go any further, let's get somethings straight! First and foremost, wazzup with all these girls half naked? If I was into only body parts, I would go to the plastic surgeon and tell him to put them on a board! Insecurity...sad! Also, what is "thin", "curvy", "a little extra" and "average"? Either these girls "over" shoot it or they "under" shoot it! You gotta love em! It can be a problem though! ("Wait...this is not the room that is pictured in the brochure!" Get it?) Wazzup with all the dog pictures? Some have more than just one (picture and dog)! I don't want to see pics of your pooch! I'll see those "ladies" on Hoarders in a couple of years! Yikes!!! Wazzup with the pics of chicks hugging and kissing dudes? "You, you got what I need. But you say he's just a friend!" Yeah, right!!! Wazzup with all the duck faces? Wazzup with "I luv Grayz Anatowme and love Starbuks my cat Scoopy and luv waks on the beech LOL"? Did you even go to school? Lastly, to my homegirls...you do not purchase Sharpies at the makeup counter! COME ON!!! If MAC doesn't sell it, don't use it!!! On the flip side...no pics of me with my car! No pics of me at the strip joint! No pics of me half naked in the bathroom! No pics of me holding cash! No pics of me drunk/hi! No pics of me making a duck face! (Yes , men do that too!) And lastly, no pics of me flipping off the camera! Now that I got that out of the way, we can continue!

I'm set in my ways. I'm not going to change! I'm not a mama's boy and I'm a gentleman in every way possible! I'm divorced and have a beautiful 11 year old daughter that means the world to me. I'm a single dad and I am trying to be the prime example of what a man should be and act like so my daughter doesn't marry some a-hole. I speak/read/write in fluent English and Spanish with no accents on either side. Why buy Rosetta Stone when I'm way cheaper? I guess I'm selling myself short (excuse the pun). Wait...I'm tall! Anyway...moving along...I am not a religious freak but know that the Lord is protecting me and my family everyday! Without Jesus I would be dead by now! BTW I don't play videogames! XBox, Wii, PS3...those are for kids! Shoot...I'm a grownup!

“Divorce is always good news. I know that sounds weird, but it’s true because no good marriage has ever ended in divorce. It’s really that simple. That’s never happened – THAT would be sad. If two people were married and they were really happy and they just had a great thing, and then they got divorced, that would be really sad. But that has happened zero times. Literally zero.”
~ Louis CK
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working on my second chance to be happy! I was married for 12 years. I hate cheaters and liars hence the reason I'm divorced. I have no "baby mama drama" but I'm also not "chummy chummy" with her! We have shared custody. Life is too beautiful to experience it alone! I've been separated from my exwife for almost 2 years now, and I think it's time to move forward! You learn from your and other's mistakes!
I’m really good at
being happy! I can have a crappy day but just looking a my daughter's picture on my desk or watching the beautiful AZ sky when it's orange makes me forget about my crappy day! Imagine if I had a "significant other"? Thru the roof yall!!! I'm also good at finding humor in everything! Making a woman laugh (snorting is gold) and knowing that I put the smile on her face is like winning the lottery! The only close thing that compares to that is making a woman smile after I make her a delicious dinner. Get your mind out da gutta! I don't get angry very quick and apologize when I do something wrong. Chivalry is not dead. My grandmother would be angry if I wasn't chivalrous. BTW I love movies. I see about 2 every month and love to figure out the ending. If I don't figure it out, then it must be a great movie! I wash my own clothes and cook my own dinners. Who else is going to do it for me?
The first things people usually notice about me
The way I match colors when I dress. Black shirt and black shoes. Red polo and red Nikes. I will not be a clown. Although I love to make people laugh! Laughter keeps you looking young! I still get carded when buying alcohol! You believe that? Say "YES"!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books? Don't read that much, but love all of Steinbecks works.
Last great movies I watched: The Descendants, Midnight in Paris, Life of PI, Silver Lining Playbook, Django...
I also love foreign films. If it has Penelope Cruz or/and Javier Bardem or directed by Pedro Almodovar...I'm there!
Shows? Sunny, The League, Louie, Modern Family
Music? Everything from Muddy Waters to Neil Diamond, Jay Z to Led Zep, The Killers to Metallica, Oasis to Adele, Sinatra to James Brown, and everything in between! Love the 80's! Love
90's R&B! Ex-DJ. Gotta get my turntables back!!! BTW I've noticed I get along well with women that love hip hop. Just saying.
Food? Mexican, Italian, BBQ, you name it! Except sushi! YUCK!!!

IF YOU LOVE THE NBA, I'M YOUR MAN! IF YOU LOVE THE NFL, I'M YOUR MAN! IF YOU LOVE MLB, I'M YOUR MAN!
IF YOU LOVE THE NHL, I'M YOUR MAN! IF YOU LOVE MLS, I'M YOUR MAN! Nascar and Golf I don't do, but you can teach me!
The six things I could never do without
1. My Daughter
2. Family
3. Love
4. Laughter
5. Friends
6. Music
Shoot...I forgot about my Green Bay Packers!
GO PACK GO!!! Cheesehead for life!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My life is like the Super Bowl. This is just Halftime. The commercials are over and the second half of my life is about to start. Join me? TOUCHDOWN! Your my MVP...er...MVL!
"Us" is better than "Me". "Them" is better than "him/her".
My brain is always spinning like a cholo riding his Escalade on 26 inch chrome spinners. Well...the rims, that is! The stuff I come up with! If I was besides myself, I would tell myself how crazy I am! Really!
On a typical Friday night I am
At home with my daughter and/or at the movies, ballgame, etc. I'm done with the club/bar scene. No way am I going to find my future "Amore" there!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
BTW If I do end up meeting Mrs Right here on OK Cupid, I will not be ashamed to say we met here, unless you would prefer we "met in a crowded elevator" or "at the market". I gotcho back!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
I doubt that I will find "her" here but just in case, I love intelligent women. If you can use metaphors, similes, analogies, idioms, and double entendres (that's what she said!) in your conversations (with a dash of vulgarity) and you think our conversations would be "out of this world", then by all means...leave me a message! DON'T BE SHY!!! I ANSWER TO EVERYBODY!

Just listening to a woman speak with witty banter all the while using puns and metaphors gives me goosebumps! She would keep me on my toes and sharp at all times! I also love funny women. That combo is lethal! Not too many of those around. Am I asking for too much? God, I hope I find her!!!

Oh, and by the way, I prefer someone just like me. More than 1 kid...sorry...gotta pass!

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR SEARCH!!!