Before we go any further, let's get somethings straight! First and foremost, wazzup with all these girls half naked? If I was into only body parts, I would go to the plastic surgeon and tell him to put them on a board! Insecurity...sad! Also, what is "thin", "curvy", "a little extra" and "average"? Either these girls "over" shoot it or they "under" shoot it! You gotta love em! It can be a problem though! ("Wait...this is not the room that is pictured in the brochure!" Get it?) Wazzup with all the dog pictures? Some have more than just one (picture and dog)! I don't want to see pics of your pooch! I'll see those "ladies" on Hoarders in a couple of years! Yikes!!! Wazzup with the pics of chicks hugging and kissing dudes? "You, you got what I need. But you say he's just a friend!" Yeah, right!!! Wazzup with all the duck faces? Wazzup with "I luv Grayz Anatowme and love Starbuks my cat Scoopy and luv waks on the beech LOL"? Did you even go to school? Lastly, to my homegirls...you do not purchase Sharpies at the makeup counter! COME ON!!! If MAC doesn't sell it, don't use it!!! On the flip side...no pics of me with my car! No pics of me at the strip joint! No pics of me half naked in the bathroom! No pics of me holding cash! No pics of me drunk/hi! No pics of me making a duck face! (Yes , men do that too!) And lastly, no pics of me flipping off the camera! Now that I got that out of the way, we can continue!
Why is it that ugly ass dudes that cheat, beat, get hi, and lie to their girlfriend/wife, have women that "weather the storm" and stick with these mofos? The guy doesn't have to be ugly, it just adds insult to injury! I know that these women I speak of are mentally and emotionally weak, but nonetheless it makes you think why the adage of "good guys always finish last" is absolutely true! I can't believe these men and women are actually "grownups". Doesn't the average person get wiser as they get older? I see it every day! It makes me want to stay single forever! (I'm not hating...I'm just saying) Now that's the epitome of the acronym SMH!!!
I'm set in my ways. I'm not going to change! I'm not a mama's boy and I'm a gentleman in every way possible! I'm divorced and have a beautiful 11 year old daughter that means the world to me. I'm a single dad and I am trying to be the prime example of what a man should be and act like so my daughter doesn't marry some a-hole. I speak/read/write in fluent English and Spanish with no accents on either side. Why buy Rosetta Stone when I'm way cheaper? I guess I'm selling myself short (excuse the pun). Wait...I'm tall! Anyway...moving along...I am not a religious freak but know that the Lord is protecting me and my family everyday! Without Jesus I would be dead by now! BTW I don't play videogames! XBox, Wii, PS3...those are for kids! Shoot...I'm a grownup!
“Divorce is always good news. I know that sounds weird, but it’s true because no good marriage has ever ended in divorce. It’s really that simple. That’s never happened – THAT would be sad. If two people were married and they were really happy and they just had a great thing, and then they got divorced, that would be really sad. But that has happened zero times. Literally zero.”
~ Louis CK