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35 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–42
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:06pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I make things--- .
I grew up in long island and have lived in Brooklyn since college. I like to leave the city for weekend trips when possible... preferably to places with trees and no truck exhaust (my apartment is located on a truck thoroughfare).
The Metropolitan Museum of Art is my favorite place in the city. I consider it a second home. A home with mummies and armor.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a dog named Auggie. He is a mini pinscher and a rescue. He enjoys chasing my cat, gazing into the middle distance, and commodity speculation. Oh yea I also have a cat... he's a sociopath.
I'm trying to be more social lately and get over my fear of hangovers.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making fun of things I'm doing while I'm doing them.
Drawing and painting realistically.
Leaving my phone at home by accident or leaving it in some random location.
I have a talent for unintentionally stepping on squeaky dog toys and waking my dog up. Seriously I'm so good at it.
Drifting aimlessly through the blogosphere.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My cleft chin and sparkling wit... which emanates from my cleft chin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I could list what I'm into here but I'd really rather talk about it in person. It's more fun that way.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
art supplies
internet / tech objects (yea I'm sort of a geek )
animals (dogs are at the top of this category then that elephant that paints elephants.)
caffeine ( I love/hate you but please never leave me.)
sleep masks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What my dog is thinking about and how the hell he became so skilled at manipulating me. What kind of car my cat is building under my bed ( my guess is a dune buggy)... And Art. I think about art a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I usually stay in on Friday nights and go out Saturday. At least thats what my current trend is. Unless I have something planned.
In the warm weather months I do get that after work Friday energy. This often results in me getting drunk too early.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sometimes sit on a ball filled with air. I also exercise with this ball. Its crazy. I found one dumbbell on the street so one of my arms is extremely muscular in comparison to the other. It's like a Robo arm.
You should message me if
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If you think meeting people is about learning no matter how it goes... and you want to actually meet in person. Like lets not talk online for two weeks then meet and find out we hate each other. You only find out if you really click with someone by real life conversation.
You can teach me how to meditate or something. I like to learn from people. I'll reciprocate if I can hold your attention long enough.
I saw a girl meditating on the L platform at union square in rush hour. I want to be that calm. It's probably not possible though.