I find the dichotomous nature of life amusing. In one respect, I am everything - beyond me there is nothing and the universe is contained within me; in another respect, I am absolutely nothing, not even a speck in comparison to the universe. Neither perspective is wrong, one just makes me value my life and the other keeps me humble.
I get paid to tell other people what you should be drinking, and telling other people how to serve those drinks. I do restaurant management and beverage direction, which basically means I have oscillating levels of doing nothing but lax moments of tasting beer/liquor/wine and bullshitting with reps, and frantic paces of several employees being lost and needing me to tighten loose ends. It's good times I tell ya.
I enjoy irony. I'm more likely to laugh than cry. I think life is tragic and heart-wrenching, but kind of hilarious at the same time. I like to put my head down and take one step at a time when I'm working, but let it all hang out with my friends. I consider myself a good person and I think most everyone I know would consider me the same, but I'm aware of my failings too.
I think I might be human, but don't quote me on that. I think love is a noble pursuit and I envy those who've found it.