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Mr_Darcy_
28 / M / straight / Single
Tampa, Florida
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 10" (1.77m).
- Body Type
- Skinny
- Looking For
- New friends
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Desperately
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Leo but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- —
- Job
- Hospitality / Travel
- Income
- $20,000–$30,000
- Kids
- Doesn’t want children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Owns cats
- Languages
- English
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am relentlessly, pursuing, and Ms. Bennet.
My Self-Summary
In the dive bar of the forsaken, I am a workhorse whiskey and every
woman I've ever fallen in love with has been a surprise Britvic
mini. After eight years of being downed with cheap lager we were
briefly united, but alas, you'd settled. It brings tear to my eye
and puts a lump in my throat. Also, three shots of tequila, a slice
of lemon, half a cruet set, and a long bitter tirade involving
endless misquoting of the Whitsun Weddings addressed to a skipping
juke box over which I stand sentinel. Two-third empty, half cut
literary barfly seeks a better bottling up rota from Love's
bartenders. No gingers or bitter lemons.
What I’m doing with my life
At the moment? Filling out an OkCupid profile. I'm trying to be
productive.
And between sending unsolicited messages to people on OkCupid, I'm working on my second novel.
And between sending unsolicited messages to people on OkCupid, I'm working on my second novel.
I’m really good at
Reading, writing, making people laugh, making myself seem more
vapid than anyone has a right to be. I'm also pretty
sarcastic.
Them: "So what's your religion?"
Me: "Whatever makes you nervous."
Them: "So what's your religion?"
Me: "Whatever makes you nervous."
The first things people usually notice about me
My deep voice.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: Pride and Prejudice, Blood Meridian, the
Inferno.
Confession: Pride and Prejudice isn't really my favorite book. That honor usually goes to Blood Meridian. Other favorites include Infinite Jest, Dubliners, The Savage Detectives, The Stranger, Slaughterhouse-Five, House of Leaves, and anything by William Shakespeare.
I own a few hundred books, so it's hard to pick definite favorites.
Update: I'm adding Lydia Davis to my list of favorites. Her collection Varieties of Disturbance is fucking brilliant--one of the best books I've read this year. Go, now. Read it!
Movies: There Will Be Blood, The Godfather, Casablanca.
Music: Mozart.
Food: Italian, sushi. And Italian sushi.
Confession: Pride and Prejudice isn't really my favorite book. That honor usually goes to Blood Meridian. Other favorites include Infinite Jest, Dubliners, The Savage Detectives, The Stranger, Slaughterhouse-Five, House of Leaves, and anything by William Shakespeare.
I own a few hundred books, so it's hard to pick definite favorites.
Update: I'm adding Lydia Davis to my list of favorites. Her collection Varieties of Disturbance is fucking brilliant--one of the best books I've read this year. Go, now. Read it!
Movies: There Will Be Blood, The Godfather, Casablanca.
Music: Mozart.
Food: Italian, sushi. And Italian sushi.
The six things I could never do without
1. Literature.
2. My car.
3. Swear words. (What's your favorite?)
4. My apartment.
5. Writing implements (whether it be pen, paper, computer, or hammer and chisel).
6. Sex (let's be honest).
2. My car.
3. Swear words. (What's your favorite?)
4. My apartment.
5. Writing implements (whether it be pen, paper, computer, or hammer and chisel).
6. Sex (let's be honest).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Pride and Prejudice. Okay, not really, but there's a reason
the novel ends just before the wedding.
I also spend a lot of time wondering why I don't take online dating seriously. In case you can't tell. (Hence the lack of pictures. I'm not looking for "the one," and if I were looking, it wouldn't be on a stupid site like this.)
"When you look at a piece of delicately spun glass you think of two things: how beautiful it is and how easily it can be broken." --Tennessee Williams
I also spend a lot of time wondering why I don't take online dating seriously. In case you can't tell. (Hence the lack of pictures. I'm not looking for "the one," and if I were looking, it wouldn't be on a stupid site like this.)
"When you look at a piece of delicately spun glass you think of two things: how beautiful it is and how easily it can be broken." --Tennessee Williams
On a typical Friday night I am
Writing dirty sonnets in the style of bad boy William Shakespeare.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I probably won't stick around for very long.
You should message me if
You happen to be Elizabeth Bennet. Or if you think you're Elizabeth
Bennet. (But let's face it: every woman wants to be Elizabeth
Bennet, the fox.) I think women who wear glasses are ridiculously
sexy, so that's a plus. If all else fails, message me if you curse
a lot.
Note: If you enjoy Twilight, don't even bother sending me a message. I won't be able to take you seriously.
Note: If you enjoy Twilight, don't even bother sending me a message. I won't be able to take you seriously.
