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Mr_LaFleur

24 M Birmingham, UK

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Right, third times a charm.. last time I wrote this I actually ended up getting hate messages.. so instead I will try a different approach..

Here's all the bad things about me:

I'm narcissistic.
I'm stubborn.
I'm quite thin.
I'm geeky.
I tend to repeat myself.
I'm childish. (Building forts make me happy.)
I'm brutally honest.
I tell so many bad jokes.
I laugh at my own bad jokes.
I don't have many friends and I don't go out a lot (Though this doesn't bother me)
I'm rather needy for a guy.
I'm not very attractive.
I have the charisma of a brick.
I'm ridiculously competitive.
I talk too much.
I haven't been in many relationships.
I tend to repeat myself.
I have a white knight complex.

If you can deal with the above, please feel free to send me a message, I'm funny, I write a lot and I swear I'm a nice guy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finished Uni and amazingly got a job as a Junior IT Developer, its a pretty good job too but very challenging and I work with some really amazing people. Though I find myself without much free time, yet I still end up being bored on weekends D: would be nice to have someone to spend time with.

...Also I'm learning guitar, its a bit late but its something I've wanted to do for a while now... and I joined a gym, I said that once I got a job and some money I'd learn an instrument and join a gym, turns out I work with a part time guitar teacher and my work sorts me out with a gym membership.. I never -really- intended to do those things but who could say no to that really?

So hopefully this time next year I'll be able to program in C#, play guitar pretty well and actually be quite fit.. that's the plan anyway.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, Talking to people, Empathizing, General Computer stuff.

I'm also really good at video games ><; not really something to brag about, but I can pretty much play and win at everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall? I get told I'm "Well spoken" too.. but thats about it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - I didn't really read much until now, but I am currently reading the complete series of Sherlock Holmes and then I aim to move on the "A Song of Ice and Fire" series.

Movies (or Films to us Brits!) - I love films! I have watched more than I can count, but to name a few favorites I would say The Prestige, Pulp Fiction, Serenity, The Machinist, Lord of the Rings Series and The Avengers.

Shows - LOST?! I love Lost! Its what really got me into watching a TV series. I also really like the BBC adaptation of Sherlock. But others that I enjoy are Dexter, Prison Break, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Scrubs etc.

Music - I listen to a huge variety of music, though to name a few that I listen to lately are Frank Turner, Muse, Queens of the Stone Age, Led Zeppelin, The National, Them Crooked Vultures and Frank Sinatra.

Games - I play a lot of games, well not as much as I used to but I absolutely fell in love with the Metal Gear series, along with Final Fantasy 8 and 9. Also a pretty big fan of the Dark/Demons Souls games.. not really something most girls know about, but its always a bonus if they do, as it took up many many hours of my childhood.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no perticular order:

The Internet.
My Friends.
My Bed.
...Bacon? D:
...You?
...I can't think of anything else... Oh wait! Google! I'd find it much harder to work without Google....OR TEA.. I cannot choose between tea or Google, they are both equally as important and the world would crumble if either of them ceased to exist.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. My mind never stops, ever ><.

I often think about arguments that happened years ago and better/funnier responses that could of been made.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On the PC talking to people/Playing games, or out with friends.

I have tried going to clubs once however it really isn't my sort of scene, although I wouldn't hold it against anyone who enjoyed that sort of thing I just generally don't like people who have to drink constantly to have a good time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was wrong...once, haha just kidding, I'm never wrong.

Seriously though, I'm pretty open about everything so just ask me anything at all..

..I also like to be the little spoon D:...not all the time... just...sometimes D8
You should message me if
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You're just someone whose nice to talk to! Even if its not a relationship its always nice to meet more people that think like me or just people that are interesting!....though a relationship would be nice... or if you live close, like hugging distance, I need a hug..

..D:

OR you want to watch FireFly with me :D

I VERY rarely send messages first ><, If I do you should feel proud :D. But I like it when people message me first D: Its weird that even on the internet I struggle to approach women ¬.¬.

Also if you send me a message, it will make me happy for an entire day :D