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Mr_LeBarron

32 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:09pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
If I were a drink, I'd be a hastily constructed yet elaborate Bloody Mary.

Suitable for any time of the day, spicy yet dignified. Salty around the rim, with a bunch of garnishes that you're not sure why the bartender added, but you're glad they did.
What I’m doing with my life
By day, I am a mild mannered attorney, making a career out of public service, working for a social welfare agency.

By night, trying to keep acting like a kid for as long as I can get away with it.
I’m really good at
Shockingly tolerable at karaoke!
The first things people usually notice about me
Tall and broad shouldered, I'm hard to miss in a crowd.

Pros: I can easily reach the top shelves in my kitchen.

Cons: rubbing shoulders with strangers the few times I can nab a seat on the bus during my commute.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I used to be a pretty voracious reader as a kid, but have tailed off recently. Most recently I plowed through the Song of Ice and Fire series back to back to back to... you get the picture.

TV: Archer, Colbert, Daily Show, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Futurama, Sherlock

Movies: Witty comedies, cheesy action, spy dramas, high quality sci-fi, and the occasional Disney musical (everyone has a favorite!)

Food: I always like trying new things. However there is a little Thai place near my apartment that I've become addicted to, and order from far more often than I should.
The six things I could never do without
1. coffee
2. bed
3. bus/train tracker
4. Leatherman
5. my blindingly orange Nalgene bottle
6. cleats/bike/sporting goods
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I would fix any given day to day annoyance if I were supreme autocrat of the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out singing passionate power ballads at some dirty karaoke bar, or basking in the friendly blue glow of my monitor.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I teared up at the end of a Futurama episode involving a dog.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are a grownup who wants to keep playing like you aren't.

Alternatively: Do you believe you would be a good nemesis? I am taking applications.