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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:57am
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If I were a drink, I'd be a hastily constructed yet elaborate Bloody Mary.

Suitable for any time of the day, spicy yet dignified. Salty around the rim, with a bunch of garnishes that you're not sure why the bartender added, but you're glad they did.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A mild mannered attorney, I am making a career out of public service, while trying to keep acting like a kid for as long as I can get away with it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Surprisingly tolerable at karaoke!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm hard to miss in a crowd.

Pros: I can easily reach the top shelves in my kitchen.

Cons: rubbing shoulders with strangers the few times I can nab a seat on the bus during my commute.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I used to be a pretty voracious reader as a kid, but have tailed off recently. Most recently I plowed through the Song of Ice and Fire series back to back to back to... you get the picture.

TV: Archer, Colbert, Daily Show, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Futurama, Sherlock, NFL

Movies: Witty comedies, cheesy action, spy dramas, high quality sci-fi, and the occasional Disney musical (if you don't have a favorite Disney musical, you're a horrible human being)

Food: I always like trying new things. However there is a little Thai place near my apartment that I've become addicted to, and order from far more often than I should.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. coffee
2. bed
3. bus/train tracker
4. adult beverages
5. my blindingly orange Nalgene bottle
6. cleats/bike/sporting goods
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I would fix any given day to day annoyance if I were supreme autocrat of the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
More often than I'm comfortable admitting, I am rocking karaoke at Trader Todd's.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I teared up at the end of a Futurama episode involving a dog.
You should message me if
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You are a grownup who wants to keep playing like you aren't.

Alternatively: Do you believe you would be a good nemesis? I am taking applications.

(2015 update: I am not actively using this profile to look for relationships right now. But if you need a karaoke buddy, let me know!)