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My self-summary
Hey! I'm Patrick. I like surfing, snowboarding, hiking, camping, making music, long AND short walks on the beach, asking questions, making dope-ass french toast on lazy weekend mornings, assembling IKEA furniture, and traveling to far-flung places.
What I’m doing with my life
Real life professor with a PhD and everything.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. And teaching you how to surf.
The first things people usually notice about me
Sometimes people say that I have good energy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read promiscuously and I could never be faithful to just one book at a time. My favorite authors include David Foster Wallace, Jonathan Franzen, Martha Nussbaum, Junot Diaz, and Vladimir Nabokov.

As for food, I like all food. Well, except for cole slaw. That's not really my jam.
The six things I could never do without
Here are six things I really like: books, boards, guitar, trail maps, French press, yoga mat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Multiple universes, the likelihood of robot sentience, and where all these people in New York are going all the time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Enjoying a great conversation with friends over dinner and drinks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been told a few times that I'm "the real deal," whatever sort of womansplanation that may be.

I live at Rockaway Beach, so if that makes me "geographically undesirable" then I guess we'll just have to chalk that up to differing conceptions of geographic desirability! If you ever make it to Uma's at Rockaway Beach, hit me up -- that's my spot.
You should message me if
You are smart, beautiful, cool, and you want a challenge.