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Witty, gregarious, and a loveable jerk

My self-summary Propose an edit

Fair warning: I'm a great big dork. I love comic books and video games and movies with robots in them. This could be considered a wise career choice, as I work at a video game company. Half my friends work there too, so hanging out with me is like being in Dork Central. Just thought I'd get that out of the way.

Past that, I'm friendly, talkative, and generally willing to follow whatever whim is suggested to me. Despite that, I somehow manage to be really shy until the ice is broken, so don't be too surprised if you see me on your Viewed list a couple times before I actually message you. Of course, feel free to force my hand by messaging me first. :p

I've started to feel like this field is a little threadbare, so here's some more random facts that jump to mind:
I will immediately drop whatever I'm doing to run over and pet a cute puppy. I will stop in mid-sentence if necessary.
I have a dirty mind and a filthy mouth. (...language-wise. I brush regularly.)
I like to keep small trinkets such as superballs or slinkies in my jacket pockets. This comes in handy in boredom emergencies or in unexpected gift-giving situations.
More as I think of them.

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What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Right now, I'm the 'liaison' for the QA lab at a video game development company. This basically means that I break games, then go upstairs and annoy the developers until they fix everything. I'm slowly trying to work my way up the ladder, as I'd eventually like to work in the creation of games, rather than their destruction.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Breaking things unexpectedly, zombie apocalypse survival planning, remembering facts with no practical application, carrying a strong static charge, and finding the best parking spaces.

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The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

That I'm AWESOME.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

-Books: Most anything by Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, or Peter F. Hamilton. Recently I've been reading a lot of Brandon Sanderson and China Mieville, too.

-Movies: There is no way I could easily answer this. I worked in movie s tores for too long, and have too many opinions. Generally though, I tend to gravitate to the ends of the spectrum; I like my movies either really good, or spectacularly bad. (One of the best movie nights I've had in a LONG time was Troll 2. Watch at your own risk!

-Music: In no particular order, my favorite bands are Duran Duran (hooray for the 80's!) Blue Man Group (hooray for pvc pipe!) and Machinae Supremacy. (hooray for the SID chip!) Make what you will of this combination.

-Foods: Italian, especially lasagna. Most breakfast foods, although I prefer to eat them in the evening. Also, anything that has bacon and/or pepperoni on it. Also also, I have a love affair with cinnamon, and will take a cinnamon-flavored thing over a non-cinnamon-flavored thing every time.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

Friends, family, boobs, games, bacon, and corrective lenses.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Superpowers.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Usually hanging out with my friends, probably watching a bad horror movie. Cooking may be involved, but I'm not usually allowed to help with that. I'm also a big fan of driving about and following whatever whim strikes me. This has led to some interesting outcomes.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I am terrified beyond all reason of jellyfish. I think it's because of how I kept getting stung by jellyfish as a child.

You should message me if Propose an edit

-If you want someone to talk to, and everyone else already went to bed.
-If you want a sounding board for your plan to survive the inevitable machine uprising.
-If you have a disgusting and inappropriate joke you think I might not have heard.

Frankly, I'm hard-pressed to think of a reason NOT to message me. What have you got to lose?

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Mr_Mazoku: 409 questions

Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 9" (1.75m).
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries but it doesn't matter
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Dislikes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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