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I am Witty, gregarious, and a loveable jerk

Mr_Mazoku

26 / m / straight / Seeing Someone

Lewisville, Texas, United States

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Ethnicity White

Height 5' 9" (1.75m).

Looking For New friends, Activity partners

Smokes No

Drinks Sometimes

Drugs Never

Religion Christianity but not too serious about it

Sign Aries but it doesn't matter

Education Dropped out of college/university

Job Entertainment / Media

Income Rather not say

Kids Likes children

Pets Likes dogs and Dislikes cats

Languages English (Fluently)

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My self-summary

Fair warning: I'm a great big dork. I love comic books and video games and movies with robots in them. This could be considered a wise career choice, as I work at a video game company. Half my friends work there too, so hanging out with me is like being in Dork Central. Just thought I'd get that out of the way.

Past that, I'm friendly, talkative, and generally willing to follow whatever whim is suggested to me. Despite that, I somehow manage to be really shy until the ice is broken, so don't be too surprised if you see me on your Viewed list a couple times before I actually message you. Of course, feel free to force my hand by messaging me first. :p

I've started to feel like this field is a little threadbare, so here's some more random facts that jump to mind:
I will immediately drop whatever I'm doing to run over and pet a cute puppy. I will stop in mid-sentence if necessary.
I have a dirty mind and a filthy mouth. (...language-wise. I brush regularly.)
I like to keep small trinkets such as superballs or slinkies in my jacket pockets. This comes in handy in boredom emergencies or in unexpected gift-giving situations.
More as I think of them.

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What I'm doing with my life

Right now, I'm the 'liaison' for the QA lab at a video game development company. This basically means that I break games, then go upstairs and annoy the developers until they fix everything. I'm slowly trying to work my way up the ladder, as I'd eventually like to work in the creation of games, rather than their destruction.

I'm really good at

Breaking things unexpectedly, zombie apocalypse survival planning, remembering facts with no practical application, carrying a strong static charge, and finding the best parking spaces.

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The first thing(s) people usually notice about me

That I'm AWESOME.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

-Books: Most anything by Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, or Peter F. Hamilton. Recently I've been reading a lot of Brandon Sanderson and China Mieville, too.

-Movies: There is no way I could easily answer this. I worked in movie s tores for too long, and have too many opinions. Generally though, I tend to gravitate to the ends of the spectrum; I like my movies either really good, or spectacularly bad. (One of the best movie nights I've had in a LONG time was Troll 2. Watch at your own risk!

-Music: In no particular order, my favorite bands are Duran Duran (hooray for the 80's!) Blue Man Group (hooray for pvc pipe!) and Machinae Supremacy. (hooray for the SID chip!) Make what you will of this combination.

-Foods: Italian, especially lasagna. Most breakfast foods, although I prefer to eat them in the evening. Also, anything that has bacon and/or pepperoni on it. Also also, I have a love affair with cinnamon, and will take a cinnamon-flavored thing over a non-cinnamon-flavored thing every time.

The six things I could never do without

Friends, family, boobs, games, bacon, and corrective lenses.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Superpowers.

On a typical Friday night I am

Usually hanging out with my friends, probably watching a bad horror movie. Cooking may be involved, but I'm not usually allowed to help with that. I'm also a big fan of driving about and following whatever whim strikes me. This has led to some interesting outcomes.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here

I am terrified beyond all reason of jellyfish. I think it's because of how I kept getting stung by jellyfish as a child.

You should message me if

-If you want someone to talk to, and everyone else already went to bed.
-If you want a sounding board for your plan to survive the inevitable machine uprising.
-If you have a disgusting and inappropriate joke you think I might not have heard.

Frankly, I'm hard-pressed to think of a reason NOT to message me. What have you got to lose?

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