Hi. I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV.

I'm glad you could make it today. I've got something I want to show you.

It's down here.

No. Not there.

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It's my Profile!

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Welcome,

You have arrived- but your destiny awaits.

I am the High Priest in the Church of One

You are the Priestess of the Silver Moon

I am the Night

You are the Whisper in the Dark
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My self-summery can be boiled down to two words:

Super

Freak

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But why stop there?

Some people may try to convince you I'm a scholar, but I can clearly refute that.

I spend my days drinking heavily and smoking various herbs & spices, like import Dutch tobacco. Which is a disturbing change from last year where I did neither but instead jogged a mile every day.

I've got sweet and colorful shell, but filled with creamy bitterness and dark cynicism. Just like Ronald McDonald. And like his hamburgers, you'll enjoy eating me, too.

I champion the de-criminalization of acts often called consensual crimes.

I study military strategy, leadership, international diplomacy, martial arts, political strategem, Masonic history, and socio-psycho-dynamics.

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Come closer, I have something to tell you.

Closer

Closer

Ok, that's too close.

There. Alright, now listen

I may not always be the horny-drug-addled-sexually-deviant-megalomaniacal-genius-psychopath, but I'll always be your friend.

And because of that, I've decided to let you in on one of the most mind shattering truths that will ever change your entire world perspective. An old Cherokee Native shared it with me one stormy night in his tent amidst the howling of the wolves, and it's this:

"Give a man a fire and you'll keep him warm for a day-
Set a man on fire and you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life."

Hunting my enemies while traveling across Europe.

That's the Summer, The Winter:

Moon gazing in the Tropics.

Along the way, I paint and I love.

My drawings are here: http://www.myspace.com/mr_otingocni

Putting the finishing touches on my autobiographical book about the time I spent in prison. I'm going to title it "My Penal Experience."

Questioning your motives.

Taking Us to the next level.

and

Making it ok for you to do what you really want.

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I'm an accomplished artist.

I've had my writings published.

I've hitch-hiked over 3,000 miles.

Surviving. I been through 3 life or death situations, the most dangerous being a tornado that tore the roof off the building I was in.

I once got a button/pin for being most humble, but they took it 'cause I wore itt.

My hat says: "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap". 'Nuf said!

Is that I'm dangerous, fool!

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The several guys featured to my right just might be more handsome than I, but don't they all sound like pussies?

But seriously, the first thing people usually notice about me is that I'm already looking at them.

If you're looking for more descriptives about what I think other people think about me- as this question implies, tough.

I'm a bit of a bibliophile, the subjects: leadership, global politics, probability or game theory, fantasy, sci-fi, history, martial arts, painting & illustration, evolution, sociology, psychology, rituals and social imprinting, neuro-plasticity, Islamic mysticism, The Cabala, Buddhism, Freemasonry,

Music by; DJ Shadow, Cake, Morphine, LCD Soundsystem, Rolling Stones, Baldwin Brothers, Vivaldi, Chemical Brothers, Chopin, White Stripes, ethnic music from different regions, so on and so on in that fashion...

Idiot Box. Most of the adult swim block, anime, John Stewart/Stephen Clobert. Don't like the TV and it don't like me.

As for everything else: Who wants to know?

1. an alibi

2. those nocturnal affairs of the mind

3. piercing glances of misconstrued proportions

4. my book of magic smells

5. warning lights or unicorns, you decide

6. and the number 6.

Ok, I don't really need all that crap,
The only 6 things I could never do without is you...

"Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods." - Socrates

"When we are unhurried and wise, we perceive that only great and worthy things have any permanent and absolute existence, that petty fears and petty pleasures are but the shadow of the reality." - Thoreau

"Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth." - Also Thoreau

"Men find happiness neither by means of the body nor through possessions, but through uprightness and wisdom." - Democritus

You. Wherever you are....

Death Love Sex Magic

Philosophy & Psychology

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How I can accrue more power and crush my enemies.

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How I can use the fundamentals of neuro-plasticity to re-program my brain.

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How funny it would be to make a crossword puzzle called "Super Advanced Words" but not put any real words in it.

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How the multi-dimensionality of existence is constrained by the lens of perception and the inanity of trying to express it.

In the Billard Room with the Dagger waiting for Dr. Black.

Or

On my roof-top vantage point surveying the city.

Or

In the basement whipping the slaves.

I will break your heart. Twice.

If you've gotten to the end of this profile and found yourself thinking: "Hey, I didn't really learn anything about this guy. What a waste of time." Then all I can say is, "HA HA SUCKERS! AND YOU'RE NEVER GETTING IT BACK EITHER!"

Ok, ok, just kidding, if you want to recoup that lost time, just send me an e-mail and I'll be sure to either continue stringing out this fun little drama of jack-assery or I might just drop the enlightenment bomb on you. That depends on how you play the cards, but only you can make the call. Hey, everybody's doing it and you do want to be cool, don't you?

Message me if:

You are a snappy dresser and don't mind a little rough handling of your equipment.

You want to be my future ex-wife.

You're desperately lonely and need some one to talk to. I have compassion and an open ear, or eye in this case.

You are the freak of the week. No, seriously. If you want to get your guts bumped until you see the light at the end of the tunnel, I can make that happen. Hey, where are you going...?

Message me if you have anything at all to say about:

Meditation or Hypnosis. The Mystical Experience. Questions or ideas about Drawing, Painting, Photoshop, Comics and Graphic Novels. Writing a Novel, Novella, or Shortstory. Neuroscience. Physical Fitness. Q-Basic programming. Martial Arts, especially Ninjutsu. Social Concepts and Political Ideologies. Psychology and Wellness. Religion or Cosmic Awareness. And, of course, Sex.