Listen here, you pathetical nits. I am looking for a wanton woman
to satisfy my most vile, fornicative urges. I am only looking for a
woman of beauty. You toad-faced porkers need not apply.
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Mr_Peanut_
92 / M / Bisexual / Single
Preston on Wye, United Kingdom
His Details
- Last Online
- Dec 8, 2011
- Ethnicity
- —
- Height
- 3′ 0″ (0.91m).
- Body Type
- Thin
- Diet
- Strictly other
- Smokes
- When drinking
- Drinks
- Very often
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Other and very serious about it
- Sign
- Taurus but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from masters program
- Job
- Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
- Income
- Rather not say
- Offspring
- Doesn’t want kids
- Pets
- Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
- Speaks
- English
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What I’m doing with my life
I am the spokesperson for a salty snack food that I technically am.
My greed blinds me from the unsettling nature of this career.
The first things people usually notice about me
Tophat
Monocle
Gloves
Cane
Shoes
Monocle
Gloves
Cane
Shoes
The six things I could never do without
Tophat
Monocle
Gloves
Cane
Shoes
...Monocle string?
Monocle
Gloves
Cane
Shoes
...Monocle string?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Cornering each of my loathsome enemies on a dark street, choking
them, beating them with my cane and leaving them to die in the
streets.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drowning in both drink and melancholy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Humans disgust me. You are all nothing but a foul and pestilent
congregation of vapours. Simply vile creatures, all of you.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 52–100
- Near me
- For casual sex
