Pleasant tidings. I'd like to thank you taking the time to look at my profile. My name is Dave and I recently graduated from the University of Georgia with a Master's of Fine Arts in Creative Writing. Yes, I am a writer, but then nobody's perfect, as Billy Wilder has said. Currently, I'm participating in the Great American Job Hunt. Things are rough out there, but I am giving it my best to find the right fit for me.
As far as how I'd describe myself, I think I have a good sense of humor. I try to keep things positive and not take life very seriously. I can be opinionated at times and given to debate, but the arguments help me to keep an open mind on the issues. I'm the sort of person that begins a book and keeps reading even though it may be difficult or dull. I'm here to meet new people, make a few friends, and maybe find someone for whom I can fall.

I believe I jumped the gun on this question. As I said before, I consider myself a writer. Or rather for semantic purposes, I write. That remains a task that haunts me throughout my life. I only find peace through expression. Without it, this vessel will explode with the Demiurgic urge. (I'm not sure why my spell checker doesn't recognize "Demiurgic". I believe I need a Gnostic spell check, but then shouldn't all spell checkers have gnosis?) In addition to this, I am constantly reading to keep my mind stimulated and in a condition which to write.
In addition to this, I'm searching for a job. This is tedious, mind-numbing work and no one should be subjected to it. Well, there are some people, but those people already have jobs that they are doing poorly.
As far as long term goals, money is not a large factor. As corny as it sounds, I would much prefer doing something that makes me feel as though I am expressing myself and contributing to society than something that makes me wealthy. This sentiment may change the closer I get to the poverty line, however.

Well, this seems a bit of a narcissistic question. I refuse to answer it on the grounds that have no idea how to answer this without sounding arrogant as hell. Does anyone?