32 Toronto, Ontario, CA
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My self-summary
Hey there,

I'm past my prime. Hopefully I'll turn into wine, not vinegar.

I don't need much to make me happy. I enjoy talking non stop, having drinks, listening to other people talk.

I'm in a band, which means I serve food for a living.

I used to perform stand up comedy, now I just watch it a lot.

For fun I like the same stuff as everyone else, except I like new things that you haven't even heard of. I love cooking. I'm a clean person and prefer for things to be tidy.

I don't have any tattoos but don't care if you do. I'm not hairy. I'm masculine but not a macho douche bag.

I, I, I, blah, blah, blah...

All of this and more could be yours, for the high high price of your soul.

Lets go on a date and share many laughs, I'll pay, and then we won't ever talk again. Without tradition, what would we have?
What I’m doing with my life
As far as goals and such, my goal was always to be making music or being artistic, and I'm doing that. As soon as I'm not, I'll go back to school.
I’m really good at
Playing drums, bass, reading people
The first things people usually notice about me
I am playfully self deprecating, opinionated, and ridiculous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like Graphic Novels, but can also read things without pictures.

My favorite shows are: Breaking Bad, South Park, The Office, Episodes, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Walking Dead, Six Feet Under, Girls, Narcos, OITNB, Better Call Saul

Movies I love are: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Good Will Hunting, American Beauty, American Psycho, Sweeny Todd, Kevin Smith stuff, Goodfellas, Wolf of Wall Street

Music I like: Kanye West, Owen Pallett, Radiohead, Devo, Kendrick Lamar, Odd Future/Tyler, the Creator, Queen, The Beatles, Beck, The Flaming Lips. I listen to a ton of different stuff, and own lots of vinyl. Since I play in a loud band I tend to listen to podcasts more than music just to get a noise break.
The six things I could never do without
Other people, Internet, Independence, Laughing, Sleep, Being creative.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Wishing I was asleep. When I'm asleep I dream I'm awake. What gives?
On a typical Friday night I am
Often at home because I usually work on the weekends. Fun Fun Fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm naked under these clothes.
You should message me if
I'm not looking for anyone or type specifically. I don't care about what race you are, or if you are chubby. Just be a good person, have good hygiene, and be able to take care of yourself. I like nerdy people. Just be a darling and I will be too.