This is the part where I convince you to keep reading to the bottom of the page and that doing so will not be a colossal waste of time.
My name's David, and I live in East Kilbride, about half an hour in the car from Glasgow.
I switch off when people start talking about religion. It's not that I'm not interested in what it means to you and how it relates to you, it's just that I doubt I will feel the same about it.
There is no such thing as an awkward silence. Just an opportunity to listen more intently. Which suits me down to the ground as I am much more of a listener than talker.
Don't ask about how I came up with the name Mr_turnips. It's an uninteresting story and you'll only end up disappointed.