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Mradyfist

29 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:45pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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What I’m doing with my life
You know that flashy square thing that you're staring at right now, with a whole pile of letters below it that are currently being mashed by your fingers? Yeah, I work with those for a living. For the last 5 years, I've been doing that in Antarctica, so if you take the globe that's sitting next to you and remove it from the frame, placing a finger over the hole at the bottom of the sphere, that's my office building. They only let me stay there for part of the year, so meanwhile I'm either traveling to places where the tap water isn't drinkable but the beer is cheap, or I'm dicking around on OKCupid in Portland.
I’m really good at
Active Directory, Microsoft Exchange, x86 hardware, VMware VCenter, shit like that.

I can play most musical instruments as long as they're either stringed, membraned, brassed, single-reeded, or based on a piano keyboard. No double reeds, those are bullshit.

I've been building up bicycles for myself and gotten good at it, but I have more than I can ride now so I'll probably have to put that hobby on pause until I crash one of them.

I can cook a burger sous vide in a beer cooler.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Heart of Darkness, Jurassic Park, The Satanic Verses, Lord of the Rings, A Confederacy of Dunces, that poetry book that Jewel put out, and shit by Tom Robbins.

Movies: The Rock, Punch-Drunk Love, Cube, The Room.

Shows: Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Always Sunny, Breaking Bad, and whatever is on when I can't turn the tv off.

Music:
Ace Of Base - Aesop Rock - Andrew Bird - Andrew Jackson Jihad - Ani Difranco - Animal Chin - Atmosphere - The Avett Brothers - The Bad Plus - Ben Folds - Billy Joel - Bjork - Blackalicious - Blink 182 - Bright Eyes - Cake - Charlie Parr - Citizen Cope - Cloud Cult - Conor Oberst - Crooked Still - Dan Israel - Dance Band - Dawes - Death Cab for Cutie - The Decemberists - Depeche Mode - Elliott Smith - Emily Haines - Eve 6 - Fiona Apple - Florence + The Machine - Garbage - Gotye - Heatmiser - Heiruspecs - Herbie Hancock - His Mischief - The Hold Steady - Imogen Heap - Jethro Tull - John Vanderslice - Jose Gonzales - Junip - Korn - Lauryn Hill - Linkin Park - Liz Phair - The Mammals - Mason Jennings - Matchbox 20 - Michael Jackson - Modest Mouse - The Mountain Goats - Movits! - Mumford & Sons - Nine Inch Nails - The Nylons - Of Monsters And Men - The Offspring - Peter Mulvey - PJ Harvey - Poe - P.O.S. - Presidents of the United States of America - Prince - The Raconteurs - Radiohead - Regina Spektor - Ryan Adams - Sean Na-Na - Semisonic - Sia - Sims - Sleater-Kinney - Soul Coughing - Spoon - St. Vincent - Ted Leo + Pharmacists - Tegan and Sara - Tenacious D - They Might Be Giants - Third Eye Blind - Tori Amos - Trampled By Turtles - Violent Femmes - Weezer - The White Stripes

Food: sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Plastic money
Some kind of instrument
A starting point
A destination
A path
A placeholder
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The fact that any time you walk upright you're really just practicing controlled falling with a direction in mind. And you swing your arms in rhythm because your reptile brain still thinks you're on all fours.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking and hitting the internet.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you want to play through Secret of Mana with me

you want to bike somewhere and drink beer out of paper bags on the grass

you want to have a text conversation that's simultaneously inane and enjoyable

you want to ask me about Antarctica, I guess