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  • Ages 22–35
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My details

Last online
Today – 11:46am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just got a job as a cybersecurity analyst and I'm working nights and I don't really think I have time for dating any more but I'm not adverse to making weird text conversation while I'm bored at the office.
What I’m doing with my life
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You know that flashy square thing that you're staring at right now, with a whole pile of letters below it that are currently being mashed by your fingers? I work with those for a living. For the last 5 years, I've been doing that in Antarctica, so if you take the globe that's sitting next to you and remove it from the frame, placing a finger over the hole at the bottom of the sphere, that's my office building. They only let me stay there for part of the year, so meanwhile I'm either traveling to places where the tap water isn't drinkable but the beer is cheap, or I'm in Portland purchasing beers and playing pinball.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Active Directory, Microsoft Exchange, x86 hardware, VMware VCenter, shit like that.

I can play most musical instruments as long as they're either stringed, membraned, brassed, single-reeded, or based on a piano keyboard. No double reeds, those are bullshit.

I've got a pretty awesome home studio that I'm also pretty awesome at using, and I've recorded/released an EP of my own material. I'm working on a full-length album at the moment, maybe if you ask nicely I'll play you a song or two.

I've been building up bicycles for myself and gotten good at it, but I have more than I can ride now so I'll probably have to put that hobby on pause until I crash one of them. I successfully toured from Portland to Minneapolis this summer on one of my bikes, so I guess I can say that I'm really good at bike touring too.

I can cook a burger sous vide in a beer cooler, and I can roast my own coffee.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Heart of Darkness, Jurassic Park, The Satanic Verses, Lord of the Rings, A Confederacy of Dunces, that poetry book that Jewel put out, and shit by Tom Robbins.

Movies: The Rock (the Nic Cage/Sean Connery/Ed Harris action movie, not Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson), Punch-Drunk Love, Cube, The Room.

Shows: Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Always Sunny, Breaking Bad, and whatever is on when I can't turn the tv off.

Ace Of Base - Aesop Rock - Andrew Bird - Andrew Jackson Jihad - Ani Difranco - Animal Chin - Atmosphere - The Avett Brothers - The Bad Plus - Ben Folds - Billy Joel - Bjork - Blackalicious - Blink 182 - Bright Eyes - Cake - Charlie Parr - Chvrches - Citizen Cope - Cloud Cult - Conor Oberst - Crooked Still - Dan Israel - Dance Band - Dawes - Death Cab for Cutie - The Decemberists - Depeche Mode - Elliott Smith - Emily Haines - Eve 6 - Fiona Apple - Florence + The Machine - Garbage - Gotye - Heatmiser - Heiruspecs - Herbie Hancock - His Mischief - The Hold Steady - Imogen Heap - Jethro Tull - John Vanderslice - Jose Gonzales - Junip - Korn - Lauryn Hill - Linkin Park - Liz Phair - The Mammals - Mason Jennings - Matchbox 20 - Michael Jackson - Modest Mouse - The Mountain Goats - Movits! - Mumford & Sons - Nine Inch Nails - The Nylons - Of Monsters And Men - The Offspring - Peter Mulvey - PJ Harvey - Poe - P.O.S. - Presidents of the United States of America - Prince - The Raconteurs - Radiohead - Regina Spektor - Ryan Adams - Sean Na-Na - Semisonic - Sia - Sims - Sleater-Kinney - Soul Coughing - Spoon - St. Vincent - Ted Leo + Pharmacists - Tegan and Sara - Tenacious D - They Might Be Giants - Third Eye Blind - Tori Amos - Trampled By Turtles - Violent Femmes - Weezer - The White Stripes

Food: sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Plastic money
Some kind of instrument
A starting point
A destination
A path
A placeholder
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The fact that any time you walk upright you're really just practicing controlled falling with a direction in mind. And you swing your arms in rhythm because your reptile brain still thinks you're on all fours.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking red wine on ice and listening to Kanye at full volume on headphones.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I may have hand-tailored some of my t-shirts to fit me better.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to play through Secret of Mana with me

you want to bike somewhere and drink beer out of paper bags on the grass

you want to have a text conversation that's simultaneously inane and enjoyable

you want to ask me about Antarctica, I guess