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Mrmercer

25 Riverton, UT Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love turning every day events into grand adventures. Right now I'm just having fun, and would like someone to share it with. For the most part I'm a very active person, I get cabin fever easily as well as sit and stare at a screen enough at work, so I try to avoid that in my personal time. I'm not opposed to Netflix binges but really only do them when there is cuddling involved. I make a lot of inappropriate jokes, so a crude sense of humor is a must. I'm not into video games, or reality shows, as well as could careless for most pop-culture. I'm currently most excited for next years flex pass to come out, going to the Zoo, Museums and pretty much any exhibit is a blast, but I also love hitting the local bar with friends or destroying Nicklecade.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm focusing on having fun and enjoying every waking hour I have. Life is too short to be miserable. I currently have a pretty cushy job that makes it tempting to stagnate, however through stubborn will I'm continuing to study, I'd like to knock out some of the more advanced IT certs that will open some doors for much higher paying and more challenging work. Right now fitness and diet is a large portion of my life. I'm only going to be young once, so I want to look my best, and have hot amazing wild sex with equally as attractive people (I mean really, who doesn't want to bang a 10?). I don't give a shit what other people eat or what life style they choose, if you can sit at home all day and eat fast food but still look great, that's awesome.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spilling coffee, being in the way, providing good analogies and a bunch of other self validating shit.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I would presume my physical appearance or fashion sense. (possibly lack there of?)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything by Neil Gaiman, A Song of Ice and Fire (can't wait for the next book), Recently I've been reading Lilith Saintcrow's Dante Valentine series, she's not the best author but damn I can't seem to put her books down. I also read a lot of self help, psychology/sales, eastern philosophies or anything that gives a good existential stiffy, but I'll pretty much read anything you put in front of me.

Movies: As to avoid a massive list just gonna name a few in no particular order that I actually own and watch frequently: Pacific Rim, Good Will Hunting, The Bourne Trilogy, Harry Potter series, Super Troopers, Lo, We're the Millers, The Mist, The Princess Bride, Nightmare Before Christmas, Limitless.

Shows: House, Scrubs, Star Trek Next Gen. Those are pretty much the only ones I've seen every episode of, though recently I learned I quite enjoy *certain* anime series- Death Note, Code Geass (has the best ending of any piece of cinema I've ever seen) and Attack on Titan.

Music: Ugh, can you just add me on Spotify? I think the only genres I'm not big on are bluegrass, oldies, and new country (if you could even call it county). Trust me, I have good taste.

Food: Meat. All about dat protein, but also I do love fresh fruits and vegetables, I could so easily be 500 lbs with how much I love food. Favorite meal would have to be shitty breakfast food from any local diner, steak, seafood, Sushi.. yeah...I'll pretty much eat anything. Except black olives. Don't like em.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family/friends/pooch.
2. Car, driving to new places is amazing.
3. Smart phone. Having the internet at my fingertips allows me to be a god damn genius.
4. Music, also really adds to the experience of #2
5. Other people, the world would be pretty boring with out em.
6. Coffee, tea, beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What my next adventure will be and who's coming a long. Or whatever thoughts match the moment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Unfortunately it's working. However it's typically pretty slow, so that means occasionally fixing a computer issue but for the most part Spotify, Reddit and YouTube. I'm pretty much one with the internet.
You should message me if
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Well obviously if your hot and dtf. Or even better, if your a sensible girl with self respect, a good sense of humor and intelligent enough to keep up in conversation.

Bonus points for sending the first message.