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Mrmooney25

29 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:37am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian
Height
7′ 11″ (2.41m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly kosher
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Transportation
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Mongolian (Fluently), Esperanto (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Okay), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey buddy it's Top Dog.
If you got that then we will probably be good friends.

I enjoy a good story above all things.
I like being productive.
I can fix anything or at least pretend that I can.
I have a primal urge to eat blood sausage most of the time.
I'm always up for doing anything.
I like dirty comedy and well... being dirty in general.
I rarely say no.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working a shit job in hopes of getting a great job within the next twelve calender months. Other than than you can find me skipping and whistling while exploring life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not complaining about anything. Day Drinking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Red eyes and happy feet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Foop!

Closer

Workaholics

Eastern Youth

PB&J
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Motion

Flight

Whiskey

Beer

Swimming Holes

Dance Parties
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Footwork and suspension setups.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Laughing, loving, fucking, and drinking liquor.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a thousand and one invisible tattoos. Ink tattoos are too mainstream.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Seeking a girl with a good sense of humor that has curves and likes to rides bicycles(or walks n talks). Preferably someone who would rather play in the sun or rain than stay inside but is still willing to watch cartoons after morning sex. Bonus points for brunettes, redheads and whiskey drinkers.

Oh and if you want to start a band that plays songs from your childhood like "Down by the Bay" and "Jingle Bells Batman Smells"