Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey buddy it's Top Dog.
If you got that then we will probably be good friends.
I enjoy a good story above all things.
I like being productive.
I can fix anything or at least pretend that I can.
I have a primal urge to eat blood sausage most of the time.
I'm always up for doing anything.
I like dirty comedy and well... being dirty in general.
I rarely say no.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working a shit job in hopes of getting a great job within the next
twelve calender months. Other than than you can find me skipping
and whistling while exploring life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not complaining about anything. Day Drinking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Footwork and suspension setups.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Laughing, loving, fucking, and drinking liquor.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a thousand and one invisible tattoos. Ink tattoos are too
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 21–37
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Seeking a girl with a good sense of humor that has curves and likes
to rides bicycles(or walks n talks). Preferably someone who would
rather play in the sun or rain than stay inside but is still
willing to watch cartoons after morning sex. Bonus points for
brunettes, redheads and whiskey drinkers.
Oh and if you want to start a band that plays songs from your
childhood like "Down by the Bay" and "Jingle Bells Batman Smells"
Who are you looking for?
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