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Mrmooney25

29 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian
Height
7′ 11″ (2.41m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly kosher
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Transportation
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Mongolian (Fluently), Esperanto (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Okay), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hey buddy it's Top Dog.
If you got that then we will probably be good friends.

I enjoy a good story above all things.
I like being productive.
I can fix anything or at least pretend that I can.
I have a primal urge to eat blood sausage most of the time.
I'm always up for doing anything.
I like dirty comedy and well... being dirty in general.
I rarely say no.
What I’m doing with my life
Working a shit job in hopes of getting a great job within the next twelve calender months. Other than than you can find me skipping and whistling while exploring life.
I’m really good at
Not complaining about anything. Day Drinking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Foop!

Closer

Workaholics

Eastern Youth

PB&J
The six things I could never do without
Motion

Flight

Whiskey

Beer

Swimming Holes

Dance Parties
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Footwork and suspension setups.
On a typical Friday night I am
Laughing, loving, fucking, and drinking liquor.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a thousand and one invisible tattoos. Ink tattoos are too mainstream.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Seeking a girl with a good sense of humor that has curves and likes to rides bicycles(or walks n talks). Preferably someone who would rather play in the sun or rain than stay inside but is still willing to watch cartoons after morning sex. Bonus points for brunettes, redheads and whiskey drinkers.

Oh and if you want to start a band that plays songs from your childhood like "Down by the Bay" and "Jingle Bells Batman Smells"