Hey buddy it's Top Dog.
If you got that then we will probably be good friends.

I enjoy a good story above all things.
I like being productive.
I can fix anything or at least pretend that I can.
I have a primal urge to eat blood sausage most of the time.
I'm always up for doing anything.
I like dirty comedy and well... being dirty in general.
I rarely say no.

Working a shit job in hopes of getting a great job within the next twelve calender months. Other than than you can find me skipping and whistling while exploring life.

Not complaining about anything. Day Drinking.

Red eyes and happy feet.

Foop!

Closer

Workaholics

Eastern Youth

PB&J

Motion

Flight

Whiskey

Beer

Swimming Holes

Dance Parties

Footwork and suspension setups.

Laughing, loving, fucking, and drinking liquor.

I have a thousand and one invisible tattoos. Ink tattoos are too mainstream.

Seeking a girl with a good sense of humor that has curves and likes to rides bicycles(or walks n talks). Preferably someone who would rather play in the sun or rain than stay inside but is still willing to watch cartoons after morning sex. Bonus points for brunettes, redheads and whiskey drinkers.

Oh and if you want to start a band that plays songs from your childhood like "Down by the Bay" and "Jingle Bells Batman Smells"