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MrsPrufrock

25 Washington, DC Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm overly sarcastic and I dip my french fries in mayonnaise, not ketchup. I like a glass of orange juice in the morning and a cup of tea before bed. I'd do just about anything for a burger from In-N-Out right now.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently trying to teach myself how to cook; it turns out well about 63% of the time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Competitive cheese-eating.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a little short for a stormtrooper.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything by David Sedaris, Harry Potter, Middlesex, The Odyssey, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

Movies: Star Wars, The Princess Bride, The Goonies, Lord of the Rings, Ghostbusters

Shows: Game of Thrones, Orange Is the New Black, Downton Abbey, Scrubs, Gilmore Girls

Music: Billy Joel, Fleetwood Mac, Bon Iver, Neutral Milk Hotel, Sigur Ros, Manchester Orchestra, Passion Pit, Why?, Okkervil River, The National, Frightened Rabbit, Collective Soul, Brand New, Sufjan Stevens, Paul Simon, Tegan and Sara, Third Eye Blind, Silversun Pickups, Phoenix, Wolf Parade, Band of Horses, Neil Young, Bright Eyes, Sunset Rubdown, Of Montreal

Food: Japanese, Italian, Chinese, Indian, American... everything except beans. I hate beans.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sushi
Board games
Avocados
Books
90's music
Back rubs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What my neighbor could possibly be doing to make those sounds during sex. (Role-playing as an angry lion? Impersonating someone who's been shot in the stomach? Suggestions are always welcome.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Option A: Dancing at a bar after convincing the DJ to put on something by Destiny's Child. Option B (more likely): Having an Arrested Development marathon complete with chocolate-covered frozen bananas.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm terrified of bathroom doors that don't lock.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1. You give a fuck about an Oxford comma, and/or 2. You have excellent facial hair and you're proud of it.