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26 Washington, DC Woman, Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 25
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
English, French, Italian, Chinese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
We're kind of ridiculous.


We're a totally chill, open couple that are simply looking to fill our lives with awesome experiences. Otherwise, what's the point?

We are looking for people to have fun with, WHO ARE ALSO NOT IDIOTS. We would love to at least have the option to converse with the people we're hanging out with. This is important, but mostly because smart people are attractive, and attraction leads to....good things. ;) .... like hot sex. Or lunch. We like food.
We are looking for someone of the female persuasion, or somewhere on the hot lady end of the gender spectrum, as long as you're hot!
So all in all, we are very well-balanced totally not crazy persons who will totally not harvest your organs and sell them to Romania. We are genuinely just looking for hot, fun experiences with hot, fun people. and that's totally it. And maybe hot, fun dinner beforehand, or hot, fun drinks. Or cold, fun drinks, whatever you're into.
Very few things can shock us.

We are clean people.
We like clean people.
Messy is fine... but you know... clean.

GGG. <3 Dan Savage
What I’m doing with my life
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Working several jobs because things cost money
She's a kick ass working artist.
He's working at a development and humanitarian relief NGO.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
ART! Fact.
Witty banter/fluent sarcasm
He cooks, she... cleans? And by that I mean sits on her ass and gets fed epic MOTHERFUCKING chicken. (Vegetarian options available upon request)
The first things people usually notice about me
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Classy as fuck. Also tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Lord of the Rings! Movies and books.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
She likes the fountainhead. He hates Ayn Rand. Great, now we're arguing about political philosophy. Thanks okcupid.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Balkan Beat Box Pandora Station
Cute Fuzzies
Shoes, because AIDS needles.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pretty much sex and food... food and sex? And other things too... what else do we think about...
also traveling. Also wine. Also how there is no god.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not having a hot three-way. Which is tragic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
We're crazy in love. <38> (that is a butt touching another butt)

Also we met on OKC. :)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're sexy and you know it..... clap your hands? *clap clap*
Also, if you're into hot threesomes with absolutely no pressure or implications! yaay!