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MsBurstinatrix

26 Tempe, AZ Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am pretty much the most interesting person you will ever met in your entire life!

Not really, but I like to think so :) I am a socially awkward penguin when I first meet someone, but once I warm up to you then I never stop talking. I like to laugh so I make tons o' jokes that are guaranteed to make at least me laugh. I can be sarcastic and occasionally very witty... I'd like to stress the occasionally.

I'm pretty independent. I explored the number one kidnapping city in the world all by myself! Of course that was before I learned that little tidbit.

I don't know what else to say...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working at a bank, making that money!! Woot, woot!! ...so I can pay off my mountain of student loan debt, sad face, but I get by. I actually really enjoy my job most days. I'm pretty much a problem solver is what my job boils down to. I'd explain further, but it would probably bore you. Why not save that for dinner conversation ;)

I also recently started working out and go to the gym or jog at least 4 times a week. At least. ya know... cuz diabetes. Ain't nobody got time for that!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using movie/tv show quotes or song lyrics all day e'erday

Also I'm really good at terrible driving. If there was an award for worst driver ever, I would win that. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile...? I don't know, you tell me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Harry Potter series! Pride and prejudice, Poison Studies series, Ender's Game...I like manga such as Bleach, Ranma 1/2, Full Metal Alchemist... Hmmm did not realize I read no respectable books... The classics are on my to do list ;)

Movies - Fight Club! Bridget Jones Diary, The 5th element, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, 50 First Dates, LOTR series, Bedazzled, Moulin Rouge, Office Space, Clueless, Gone with the Wind, anything with Jackie Chan, the Avengers, Sherlock Holmes, Pandorum...

Shows - American Dad, Family Guy, Futurama, Modern Family, Supernatural, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, FRIENDS,

Music - Reba, Motion City Soundtrack, LMFAO, Big Bang, anything and everything pretty much

Food - spaghetti, sushi, yakisoba, butter chicken, pho, ramen, burritos, tacos, BREAD!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family
Friends
Music
Cell phone
Interwebs
Good conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the future and dreaming/planning. I have many plans just need to find the time/money to do it. I really want to travel. Everywhere! First place i want to go to is either Germany or Japan
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sleeping or dancing ...mostly sleeping
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know my left and right. It's something stupidly easy but I still mess up 60% of the time every time. I have to make the "L" with my hand to remember or I just use cardinal directions instead, tons easier!

Also, clocks suck. It takes me a couple minutes to figure out the time on analog clocks. Pretty sure I was absent for a week in 2nd grade and missed that chapter
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