And if you're a serial dater with a history of not calling after, your application is not necessary. Only those committed to providing constructive feedback will be accepted. Let the games begin!
If you made it this far I have to assume you have at least a slight sense of humor.
I'm not sure how to avoid sounding stereotypical in this ad as they all seem to come off that way, so here goes nothing.
Me: 27, imperfect, BBW/Curvy (whatever you want to call it), works full time, has own car.
Searching for someone who does not live in their parent's basement, not a couch potato or addicted to video games -- I may be a BBW, and I embrace that, but I'd like to find someone who pushes and motivates me to be better/healthier (but isn't a douche about it). Accepting of who I am now and who I can be in the future.
It seems to be a common occurrence with guys i meet not realizing that, at this moment, I am not a skinny girl. Please, please look at the pictures. I am not small! I'm okay with it and am working to be the healthiest I can be, but in the meantime please don't waste your time or mine with false expectations. I love my body and hope to find someone who loves it now and later. I am okay not being the girl for you if this is a dealbreaker :)
Sense of humor is a must!
I'm not looking for a hookup, FWB, or to whore it up -- please don't ask! I'd love to just make new friends and see where things go. I am horrible at reading people, so the more blunt you are the better -- no misunderstandings that way.