Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not sure how to avoid sounding stereotypical in this ad as they
all seem to come off that way, so here goes nothing.
Me: 28, imperfect, BBW/Curvy (whatever you want to call it), works
full time, has own car. My friends have likened my personality to
that of Pam from Archer...just minus the cocaine addiction.
Sometimes I am even a little funny. Add in caring, sweet and a dash
of fiesty and you have a bonafide awesome girl in a little 5'3
Sense of humor is a must!
I'm not looking for a hookup, FWB, or to whore it up -- please
don't ask! I'd love to just make new friends and see where things
go. I am horrible at reading people, so the more blunt you are the
better -- no misunderstandings that way.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Plotting ways to take over the world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking I'm funnier than I really am. Really good at being really
bad at jokes.
Putting a smile on your face.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Aside from the obvious...in no particular order...
My smartphone, I admit I'm addicted.
My car...because racecar.
My cat...only 1. Not full fledged catlady...yet.
You? Haha. Cheesy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future, where I want to be and what I can do to better achieve
Also see taking over the world. It's a very grueling process, but I
am fully committed to doing it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends, playing with my car (yes, I like cars ;)
), or just having fun in general!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're not looking for a one night stand or just a FWB or
hook-up feel free to shoot me a message!
Oh, and definitely if you have a sense of humor. And if you're
willing to laugh at and humor my absolutely terrible jokes. Because
I have lots of them. Lots.
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