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28 Salt Lake City, UT Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Full figured
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not sure how to avoid sounding stereotypical in this ad as they all seem to come off that way, so here goes nothing.

Me: 28, imperfect, BBW/Curvy (whatever you want to call it), works full time, has own car. My friends have likened my personality to that of Pam from Archer...just minus the cocaine addiction. Sometimes I am even a little funny. Add in caring, sweet and a dash of fiesty and you have a bonafide awesome girl in a little 5'3 package.

Searching for someone who does not live in their parent's basement, not a couch potato or addicted to video games -- I may be a BBW, and I embrace that, but I'd like to find someone who pushes and motivates me to be better/healthier (but isn't a douche about it). Accepting of who I am now and who I can be in the future.

It seems to be a common occurrence with guys i meet not realizing that, at this moment, I am not a skinny girl. Please, please look at the pictures. I am not small! I'm okay with it and am working to be the healthiest I can be, but in the meantime please don't waste your time or mine with false expectations. I love my body and hope to find someone who loves it now and later. I am okay not being the girl for you if this is a dealbreaker :)

Sense of humor is a must!

I'm not looking for a hookup, FWB, or to whore it up -- please don't ask! I'd love to just make new friends and see where things go. I am horrible at reading people, so the more blunt you are the better -- no misunderstandings that way.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Plotting ways to take over the world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking I'm funnier than I really am. Really good at being really bad at jokes.

Putting a smile on your face.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes or smile.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Aside from the no particular order...
My smartphone, I admit I'm addicted.
My car...because racecar.
My cat...only 1. Not full fledged catlady...yet.
You? Haha. Cheesy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future, where I want to be and what I can do to better achieve my goals.

Also see taking over the world. It's a very grueling process, but I am fully committed to doing it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends, playing with my car (yes, I like cars ;) ), or just having fun in general!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're not looking for a one night stand or just a FWB or hook-up feel free to shoot me a message!

Oh, and definitely if you have a sense of humor. And if you're willing to laugh at and humor my absolutely terrible jokes.

AND! If you are a proficient spider killer. My scream and then throw a shoe method is not working out well for me currently. Bonus points if you can assist in this area.