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MsHesterPrynne

24 F Astoria, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:34pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Narcissist with occasional bouts of self sabotage.

Currently not accepting sex applications from men, though if you're really desperate, I'm sure I can find something for you to do.

Ladies are always welcome, provided you do not instagram the things we do together.

P.S. No one cares that you have tattoos. No one. Stop taking pictures of yourself unsubtly trying to get them in the shot too. And please don't try to explain how you were feeling at the time and which completely mediocre events brought you to the decision to get a four leaf clover behind your ear. The more you talk about your tattoos, the more I want to remove them with a razor blade.
I’m really good at
telling stories, making art, making sauce, pouring beer, helping you decide which beer to drink, helping your girlfriend decide which cider to drink, making my friends and family worry, organizing crime and falling down stairs.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm the most perfect physical specimen upon which they have ever laid their eyes.
The six things I could never do without
1. Other places
2. Paper
3. Kink
4. Sushi
5. Aprons
6. Italian delis
On a typical Friday night I am
pouring beer and telling stories.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The devil from the movie Legend turns me on. A lot.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're funny.

You follow boxing.

You always seem to identify with the Byronic hero.

Do NOT message me if you're one of the momos who puts things like "water, food, air, etc" in your 6 things you cannot live without OR if you've ever put #<--- this symbol next to a picture of your meal.