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MsHesterPrynne

24 F Astoria, NY

My Details

Last Online
Mar 6
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Narcissist with occasional bouts of self sabotage.

P.S. No one cares that you have tattoos. No one. Stop taking pictures of yourself unsubtly trying to get them in the shot too. And please don't try to explain how you were feeling at the time and which completely mediocre events brought you to the decision to get a four leaf clover behind your ear. The more you talk about your tattoos, the more I want to remove them with a razor blade.
I’m really good at
telling stories, making art, making sauce, making the knots in your back disappear, making love, making my friends and family worry, organizing crime and falling down stairs.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm the most perfect physical specimen upon which they have ever laid their eyes.
The six things I could never do without
1. Other places
2. Paint and pencils (i'm counting this as one thing. try and stop me)
3. Kink
4. Sushi
5. Aprons
6. South Park
On a typical Friday night I am
there is no such thing as a typical Friday night (other than that it comes before Saturday, which we now know thanks to Rebecca Black).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The devil from the movie Legend turns me on. A lot.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're funny.

People occasionally tell you that you're a lot like Louis CK.

Do NOT message me if you're one of the momos who puts things like "water, food, air, etc" in your 6 things you cannot live without OR if you are reliant in any way upon # <--- this symbol.