P.S. No one cares that you have tattoos. No one. Stop taking pictures of yourself unsubtly trying to get them in the shot too. And please don't try to explain how you were feeling at the time and which completely mediocre events brought you to the decision to get a four leaf clover behind your ear. The more you talk about your tattoos, the more I want to remove them with a razor blade.
Please, read on :)