DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF....
You have no pics and your profile is empty
You like anorexic chicks
You are In west bubble fuck and more than 50 miles from New York!!!
You are looking for Beyoncé, Miley Cyrus, or Lady Gaga!
Bored and thinks that the only way to have fun is texting all day and picking your nose or doing drugs
Has mental issues, sniffs paint or wets himself...go see a shrink!
Smokes or snorts everything under the sun
You are looking for sex with your homie or your girlfriend the answer is HELL TO THE NO call a damn escort company!
Is not open minded with their sexuality
Running from the police or have any other legal issues such as being behind on your child support payments!
Don't understand what "NO" means
Is a Homeless jerk and a crackhead....go find a shelter and no I will not offer you SHIT!
The type of person who makes plans with someone only to stand them up on purpose
Married, separated and looking to get your kicks online I am not interested!!!
You have ANY diseases! Cold sores, psoriasis, missing teeth and taking TOO many medication!
You don't wash your ass after and you wear the same underwear 3 or 4 times in a row...that's just nasty!
You know that your breath is kicking no matter how much toothpaste and tic tacs you throw up in that mofo...
Has nothing nice to say... calls people the "N" indirectly or directly, starts and ends with sentences with the words boobs, boobies, big ass and titties and when can I suck it.....you will get the one finger salute for being rude!
DO MESSAGE ME IF....
If you can read and speak English fluently, educated and have some common sense
You are kind, genuine and have an inner child and enjoy being playful
You are fully capable of being independent and doing what you got to do. Not mooching off somone else or sleeping on someones couch. Or somebody claiming you on their returns!! I can't meet with you if ur status is like that.
Not afraid to relax, be yourself, laugh and have a great time.... must enjoy doing spontaneous things...movies....travel....diner....going out to venues such as clubs or parties etc. If you are not this type of person then you are wasting your time!
A social drinker, loves going out to dance clubs, is not weird about Christmas or Halloween holidays
Loves thick, luscious, busty black bbws with curvaceous bodies and big plump booties. If you can't handle my junk than stay away punk!
Into video games like PlayStation, spades dominos, love to watch Netflix, listen to all varieties of music etc.
Loooves to cuddle, kiss, hug and show affection!
Welcome all, this your one and only cuddly and THICK luscious mama MsKlei51. I am here to converse and eventually meet with people who share the same common ground as me. As I am nearing my final semester of school, I'd like to eventually continue my studies into eastern and western health, making me a better practitioner for my clients and patients.
I enjoy going to the movies, attending social gatherings and making people laugh. I also love to engage in some aspects of BDSM as I have few limits but not afraid to let the tiger loose! I mean who doesn't want to live out their fantasies? From big booty worship, feet worship, cbt, corporal punishment, with tease and denial...I can take you from 0 to 10 in a heart beat so don't let my sweet innocent looks fools you! Although I do engage in this lifestyle I do ask that you respect me and not make it a habit to message directly about it. I'm not here looking for sex or looking to hook up with a bunch of people not just based on my fetish and alternative lifestyle likes. I'm just letting you know a little about me! I'm pretty there are some interesting things you can tell me about yourself other that you like or have a fetish or wish that I flog you to death!
Just because I enjoy kinky and wild things of BDSM doesn't mean it should be the first topic of discussion when you get at me. How do most people forget to say hi or how was your day? We can eventually get there. In the mean time get to know me! Nothing turns me off like a rude and thirsty ass individual! We all came from a mother so have some damn manners!
Get at me!