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28 • New York, NY • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 23–45
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 2:55pm
- Hispanic / Latin, White
- 5′ 4″ (1.63m)
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- When drinking
- Catholicism, and laughing about it
- Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Okay), Italian (Okay)
Politics; "writing" (mostly surfing the interWebz infinitely); got my real estate license, but deciding if I even want to go down that whole commissions-for- a-living rabbit hole....
Getting over the devastating end of a truly devastating love.
I'm so really good at getting myself to doctors regularly, and always having up to date sexual health screening results on me.
Please, if you're trying to engage me physically, be a doll and have a recent blood test result on you. It's 2015, we have smart phones. You can have results emailed to you or take a pic of your printouts.
I'm soooooo over everyone being disgusting. I've gone this long without an STD, and would like to keep it that way.
If I can provide proof that I'm not a biohazard, so can you.
For the sake of imbuing the profile with a bit more personality, I'll list one of each, though not necessarily my favorite; just the ones that come to mind now:
Beasts (or mostly anything else) by Joyce Carol Oates.
Quills, with Joaquin Phoenix, Kate Winslet and Geoffrey Rush. Amazing.
The Sopranosnis the best TV show of all time, point blank exclamation point! Hannibal is my jam lately though. And broad city is magical.
I like Nicky minaj's new album, she's returning to her beastly ways. And I really really really like Kanye and Rihanna's new jam with sir Paul. It's so weird and different and amazing.
I'm allergic to everything, and eat EVERYTHING. Seafood, Thai and Mexican are my faves.
No but really I don't think I've done the same thing 2 Fridays running in ages. This is not necessarily a good thing. It speaks to a lack of routine.
Edited to add: if you know that "casual sex" does not mean I want to get pumped and dumped by every ugly, lonely, emotion/commitment phobic weirdo out there. If you're one of those, don't bother. I'm not interested in dumb people that don't understand the transcendent potential of engaging physically with a relative stranger, but with mutual respect and an openness to the organic evolution of what that connection might bring. Understand that there is no option for fully formal sex, or I would have picked that. If I don't know you, how you use language, how you smell, how you hold your fork, I'm not coming over!! Keep it elegant people! Date around, keep your options open, enjoy the myriad physical options humans offer. But don't be pathetic about it.
If your profile pic is just a pic if your abs, or your dick, you're missing the point of life. If your first message to me is about either of our genitals or how much you love genitals, your verbiage sucks. Yes, you would love to go down on me for hours and hours. So would most people! That's not clever, a point of interest, or new.
Message me only if you understand that yours is one of hundreds in an influx of messages. (This is not a brag! This does not make me special! This is what it's like for women on these sites) Stop making it homework for me to have to rifle through all the BS to find the few awesome, clever, funny, sex-positive ones. Ladies and gentlemen, be ladies and gentlemen!
EDITED TO ADD YET SOME MORE!!!! Don't be dumb. If you're dumb, don't message me. I'm really serious. Analyze yourself. In all the rooms you were in today, were you actively, honestly the most erudite, well-versed, well-read, well-spoken person there??? NO? Then think twice. This might not be pretty.
Also, please understand that not all attention is good attention. If you come at me with an insult, WE ARE FIGHTING! It makes me almost suicidal that negging works. Really, really ask yourself if you're ok with rejections. Because here's the thing... I'll probably actively reject you. I get angry with sexist, stupid shit, and I will fight you. Not every time! But when I'm home sick, bored, and there you are with your hideously gelled hair, and your projections and your insecurities and for some reason you think it's ok to use me as some bizarre ego boost, sounding board for your stupidity, we. Will. Fight. Because, to me, it's more interesting to tell idiots they're idiots, and have proof positive of it for my records, than it is to not!!!! Just understand, that just because a woman responds does not mean she likes you. Especially if she's responding by saying things like, "I don't like you." If I don't respond, I probably think you're nice but am not interested. I wish you well. If I do respond, and it's not positive, i am NOT flirting, and you might be in for some shit!!
Message me only if you understand this!! Message me if you promise to stop giving me more things to add to this!
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