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28 • F • New York, NY
- Last Online
- Jul 1
- Hispanic / Latin, White
- 5′ 4″ (1.63m)
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- When drinking
- Catholicism, and laughing about it
- Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Okay), Italian (Okay)
Transitioning out of working as a crisis counselor by day.
*Edited to say that for the past few months I've been working my night job most Fridays, so that means I'm in a dark and secret place somewhere midtown in some ridiculous get-up with my toes in someone's mouth or walking a friend around on a leash. If not there, then I'm where the first paragraph says.
- Guys and girls who like bi girls
- Ages 23–34
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, casual sex
Edited to add: if you know that "casual sex" does not mean I want to get pumped and dumped by every ugly, lonely, emotion/commitment phobic weirdo out there. If you're one of those, don't bother. I'm not interested in dumb people that don't understand the transcendent potential of engaging physically with a relative stranger, but with mutual respect and an openness to the organic evolution of what that connection might bring. Understand that there is no option for fully formal sex, or I would have picked that. If I don't know you, how you use language, how you smell, how you hold your fork, I'm not coming over!! Keep it elegant people! Date around, keep your options open, enjoy the myriad physical options humans offer. But don't be pathetic about it.
If your profile pic is just a pic if your abs, or your dick, you're missing the point of life. If your first message to me is about either of our genitals or how much you love genitals, your verbiage sucks. Yes, you would love to go down on me for hours and hours. So would most people! That's not clever, a point of interest, or new.
Message me only if you understand that yours is one of hundreds in an influx of messages. Stop making it homework for me to have to rifle through all the BS to find the few awesome, clever, funny, sex-positive ones. Ladies and gentlemen, be ladies and gentlemen!
EDITED TO ADD YET SOME MORE!!!! Don't be dumb. If you're dumb, don't message me. I'm really serious. Analyze yourself. In all the rooms you were in today, were you actively, honestly the most erudite, well-versed, well-read, well-spoken person there??? NO? Then think twice. This might not be pretty.
Also, please understand that not all attention is good attention. If you come at me with an insult, WE ARE FIGHTING! It makes me almost suicidal that negging works. Really, really ask yourself if you're ok with rejections. Because here's the thing... I'll probably actively reject you. I get angry with sexist, stupid shit, and I will fight you. Not every time! But when I'm home sick, bored, and there you are with your hideously gelled hair, and your projections and your insecurities and for some reason you think it's ok to use me as some bizarre ego boost, sounding board for your stupidity, we. Will. Fight. Because, to me, it's more interesting to tell idiots they're idiots, and have proof positive of it for my books/blogs, than it is to not!!!! Just understand, that just because a woman responds does not mean she likes you. Especially if she's responding by saying things like, "I don't like you." If I don't respond, I probably think you're nice but am not interested. I wish you well. If I do, and it's not positive, i am NOT flirting, and you might be in for some shit!!
Message me only if you understand this!! Message me if you promise to stop giving me more things to add to this!
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