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MsNatiBug

28 New York, NY Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • All who like bi women
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:38pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Okay), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Suffice it to say I'm not easily self-summarized.
What I’m doing with my life
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Figuring it out.

Politics; "writing" (mostly surfing the interWebz infinitely); got my real estate license, but deciding if I even want to go down that whole commissions-for- a-living rabbit hole....

Getting over the devastating end of a truly devastating love.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
By figuring out life, I mostly mean honing an abundance of skills and hobbies. I'm quite good at dancing, cooking, writing, lateral thinking, bilateral thinking, learning languages, swimming, making things (such as make up, shampoo, household everything), random trivia, singing, using commas, making lists, grammar, syntax, etiquette, taming animals, interpreting text, acting, performing, speaking in public, painting (as in walls. I find it therapeutic), rhyming, puns, rhyming puns, being honest, fighting, avoiding fights, budgeting,tasting and smelling things, picking outfits, and kissing, for starters.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I suppose you'd have to ask them. I'm a bit too busy noticing things about people and actually getting to know them to care what they noticed about me FIRST. They notice enough in time. But, probably, my cleavage, on most nights.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books, movies, shows, music and food are my 5 absolute favorite things in the world, so the lists would be so tediously long, and guaranteed to still be incomplete.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, movies, shows, music, food, and an appropriate outlet to discuss and analyze these things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How people can live their whole lives talking and hearing, without ever communicating to each other. It's morbidly depressing, but gives so much motivation to overcome.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I try not to have "typical" Friday nights.

No but really I don't think I've done the same thing 2 Fridays running in ages. This is not necessarily a good thing. It speaks to a lack of routine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The passwrd to my old, old old email was megalomaniac123. : )
You should message me if
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you can't think of a veritable reason to not.

Edited to add: if you know that "casual sex" does not mean I want to get pumped and dumped by every ugly, lonely, emotion/commitment phobic weirdo out there. If you're one of those, don't bother. I'm not interested in dumb people that don't understand the transcendent potential of engaging physically with a relative stranger, but with mutual respect and an openness to the organic evolution of what that connection might bring. Understand that there is no option for fully formal sex, or I would have picked that. If I don't know you, how you use language, how you smell, how you hold your fork, I'm not coming over!! Keep it elegant people! Date around, keep your options open, enjoy the myriad physical options humans offer. But don't be pathetic about it.

If your profile pic is just a pic if your abs, or your dick, you're missing the point of life. If your first message to me is about either of our genitals or how much you love genitals, your verbiage sucks. Yes, you would love to go down on me for hours and hours. So would most people! That's not clever, a point of interest, or new.

Message me only if you understand that yours is one of hundreds in an influx of messages. (This is not a brag! This does not make me special! This is what it's like for women on these sites) Stop making it homework for me to have to rifle through all the BS to find the few awesome, clever, funny, sex-positive ones. Ladies and gentlemen, be ladies and gentlemen!

EDITED TO ADD YET SOME MORE!!!! Don't be dumb. If you're dumb, don't message me. I'm really serious. Analyze yourself. In all the rooms you were in today, were you actively, honestly the most erudite, well-versed, well-read, well-spoken person there??? NO? Then think twice. This might not be pretty.

Also, please understand that not all attention is good attention. If you come at me with an insult, WE ARE FIGHTING! It makes me almost suicidal that negging works. Really, really ask yourself if you're ok with rejections. Because here's the thing... I'll probably actively reject you. I get angry with sexist, stupid shit, and I will fight you. Not every time! But when I'm home sick, bored, and there you are with your hideously gelled hair, and your projections and your insecurities and for some reason you think it's ok to use me as some bizarre ego boost, sounding board for your stupidity, we. Will. Fight. Because, to me, it's more interesting to tell idiots they're idiots, and have proof positive of it for my records, than it is to not!!!! Just understand, that just because a woman responds does not mean she likes you. Especially if she's responding by saying things like, "I don't like you." If I don't respond, I probably think you're nice but am not interested. I wish you well. If I do respond, and it's not positive, i am NOT flirting, and you might be in for some shit!!

Message me only if you understand this!! Message me if you promise to stop giving me more things to add to this!