Honestly? I'm kinda offended that they only gave me 100 character minimum. I mean they are presuming that some bombastic son of bitch like me will obtain the required level of just 100 characters and STOP? NO--- ohhh no, no, no. In fact it's the oppisit. Im going to strive to greatness and go One-Hundred and ONE. That's 101. I will -summerize- my-self. It will be epic, it will be sultry, it will be ORGASMIC!... K, so I just relised that I'm @ like 4oo-something characters...? Does that make me narcissistic...fuhK!..?

I am pugnacious, ill-witted, and entierly charming..!

Every thing I should not be doing....?

Wait no, I don't tell you that! fuHk!--- I'm really not good at this kinda thing-- well, umm, uh..? :)

I was a professional sushi roller by day, working on my BA in photojournalism at night. However, I'v recently made the switch to film school, which has rapidly consumed my life and quickly become an obsession. I couldn't ask for more honestly, and have never been so grateful for a chance and change in my life!!!!

Just picked up an internship this spring as a PA with a local production company that is filming their second feature in April. I'm super excited and totally blessed for this opportunity!

I am doing photography on the side right now, and I intend to put some real intention into my direction this year. It's not how it sounds.... I defiantly don't classify my self as a starving artist (AKA: another chick with an SLR.) If you wanna slap a title on me, I prefure the title slapping be on my ass and have it read: DADDY WAS HERE ;)

Just a sugg3stion we could fine tune things later, ya kno..?

...all the things that are opposite of what I'm bad at...

SO this list would include:
"Fat-Kid Mentality"
Speaking my mind & making shit happen.
Getting good grades.
Making new friends.
Debating at the Dinner Table!
Making sand castles/forts/snow caves.
Spending the WHOLE day at the zoo.
Roller skating/ ice skating
Making Profiles that present me as Date-able... Yes, "Date-able"
First dates and lasting impressions...
Exploring. It's my middle name.
Fixing Things, Breaking Things.
Saving the day.
Making you laugh...
Making you blush...
Being a girl(some days)
All things lusty!
Building a camp fire.
Loving selflessly.
Spinning Vinyl.
Kissing..
Making love to my wife, Mary Jane. You might know her?

Well I would like to presume, that its my defining intellect and charming witt, complimented by my baby blues and nice ass..?

But I could be wrong. Some people don't like a girl with a mouth.... I can't see why? I like my women with venom and a whip, makes forplay more interesting. haha!

Tom Robbins: Inspiration for every lesbian who woke up one day and decided she wanted to be a writer.

Tom Waits: Music inspires the heart to totter and clout in a discombobulation of tango fusion and raspy blues. This mess of a man nicely compliments every woman. A beautiful disaster in her own way.

Food: Oh lordy! Don't even get me started! It's not just the munchies- its a love-affiar. This Mistress can't cook, but whoa-boy I sure can eat! Maybe you can teach me some thing... ;)

#1. My sight
#2. My Family
#3. My Freedom
#4. Continual Education!
#5. Motivation/Evolution
#6. Food, Water, and [Sex]

Every thing!--- I'm a TOTAL mental masturbator (Sapiosexual), so if your down for some communal mastication and mental masturbation- hit me UP! We could mindgasim together! lol ;p

Would you like to dance....? :)

I love vagina? What...? Too Private?

you have ever seen a blind man run into a bus sign and laughed out loud. Or you can message me if you enjoy the avant-garde, respect lack of self control, balance yourself between the 10 worlds, have a massive crush on Atticus Finch, and/or like music (oh...wait)

Really, don't be shy!

Articulate is sexy... <3