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31 • M • New York, NY
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 24–32
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Online now!
- 6′ 2″ (1.88m)
- Body Type
- Strictly anything
- Agnosticism, and laughing about it
- Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Science / Engineering
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English, Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)
I've also been a DJ, pool boy, terrible waiter, clinical researcher, and private tutor for New York's wealthiest.
Writing, math and the teaching of math, cooking, running, making stuff work, watching English soccer (dad's from Liverpool), spelling and grammar (won the spelling bee in 5th grade...that got me so much ass at the time), eating, tying my shoelaces.
I get Dan Humphrey from Gossip Girl a lot.
Movies: Pulp Fiction, Reprise, The Hangover, A Clockwork Orange (most things Kubrick/Aronofsky-freaky), Ace Ventura, Coffee and Cigarettes, American Beauty...
Shows: Archer is hilarious. Quite happy it's doing so well. South Park, Simpsons, Curb, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Californication, Party Down.
Music: The White Stripes, Radiohead, Led Zep, Deadmau5, Daft Punk, Andrew Bird, Spoon, Jimi Hendrix, Girl Talk, The Clash, Rodrigo y Gabriela, LCD Soundsystem, Camu Tao, Mark Ronson, The Mars Volta (sometimes)...k that's sufficiently random.
Food: Spicy and as close to raw as safety allows.
Tony Horton (See self-summary).
What crazy bastard designed the first gasoline engine?
Should I do laundry or go and buy more gym socks?
Do guys STILL have shirtless mirror selfies on here in spite of all of you telling them not to?
"Ok, the only thing I'm really looking for is, like, perfect chemistry."
"Like, if I'm on a date with a girl and I put a joke out there that's, like, not that funny, like a four out of ten, and she responds with something that's, like, a six out of ten, and then I come back with something that's an eight out of ten; like she makes me funnier? That's what I'm looking for."
And I got a little teary-eyed.
Also - I shopped at H&M last week.
You think Malcolm Gladwell's unoriginal.
You like cilantro (apparently that's genetic).
You hate cupcakes. Or at least are confused about their trendiness.
You never tack "lol" onto the end of any type of written/typed communication.
Bonus points if you find it impossible to ever type "lol". Like I hated typing that just then.
You either hate folding laundry as much as I do, or you want to fold my laundry for me.
Something about my profile absolutely disgusted you. I'd kind of like to hear about it.
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