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Mswift00

31 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Mind of Cristiano Ronaldo. Body of Stephen Hawking.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Keeping it together, mostly. Design engineer at a biotech startup. I 3D print things all day.

I've also been a DJ, pool boy, terrible waiter, clinical researcher, and private tutor for New York's wealthiest.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My mom always said you shouldn't tell people what you're good at. But since you asked.

Writing, math and the teaching of math, cooking, running, making stuff work, watching English soccer (dad's from Liverpool), spelling and grammar (won the spelling bee in 5th grade...that got me so much ass at the time), eating, tying my shoelaces.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a face.

I get Dan Humphrey from Gossip Girl a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: anything by Jonathan Safran Foer, Ian McEwan, Hemingway...about to take another crack at Infinite Jest.

Movies: Pulp Fiction, Reprise, The Hangover, A Clockwork Orange (most things Kubrick/Aronofsky-freaky), Ace Ventura, Coffee and Cigarettes, American Beauty...

Shows: Archer is hilarious. Quite happy it's doing so well. South Park, Simpsons, Curb, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Californication, Party Down.

Music: The White Stripes, Radiohead, Led Zep, Deadmau5, Daft Punk, Andrew Bird, Spoon, Jimi Hendrix, Girl Talk, The Clash, Rodrigo y Gabriela, LCD Soundsystem, Camu Tao, Mark Ronson, The Mars Volta (sometimes)...k that's sufficiently random.

Food: Spicy and as close to raw as safety allows.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A bike.
Showers.
Sun.
Satire.
Logic.
Tony Horton (See self-summary).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What do dogs think of people on bicycles?

What crazy bastard designed the first gasoline engine?

Should I do laundry or go and buy more gym socks?

Do guys STILL have shirtless mirror selfies on here in spite of all of you telling them not to?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cruising OKCupid for hotties.

What?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I just overheard this on the train:

"Ok, the only thing I'm really looking for is, like, perfect chemistry."
"Right."
"Like, if I'm on a date with a girl and I put a joke out there that's, like, not that funny, like a four out of ten, and she responds with something that's, like, a six out of ten, and then I come back with something that's an eight out of ten; like she makes me funnier? That's what I'm looking for."

And I got a little teary-eyed.

Also - I shopped at H&M last week.
You should message me if
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You prefer stick shift to automatic.
You think Malcolm Gladwell's unoriginal.
You like cilantro (apparently that's genetic).
You hate cupcakes. Or at least are confused about their trendiness.
You're hilarious.
You never tack "lol" onto the end of any type of written/typed communication.
Bonus points if you find it impossible to ever type "lol". Like I hated typing that just then.
You either hate folding laundry as much as I do, or you want to fold my laundry for me.
Something about my profile absolutely disgusted you. I'd kind of like to hear about it.