Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Note: I am not single. I'm in an open relationship with
Octopus-Parfait, and our mutual profile is Lady-Nightshade.
I suppose growing up watching Captain Planet gave me a vague sense
of wanting to improve the world. Really though, it made me want a
ring capable of producing earthquakes. Edward Newgate!
"I'm not a player, I just deal a lot of crushing damage." ~Big Pun,
playing an RPG, eating Cheetos.
What I’m doing with my life
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Started an office tech company with a friend a few years ago, now
I'm back in school to become a veterinarian.
Researching/planning a graphic novel, and I used to make silly
electronic music. Maybe I'll do more of that, time
If suddenly realize I'm transgender and also an MC, I'm gonna call
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Animal husbandry. You should see my pet turtle!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nobody noticed when the sleeping shriveled baby-head growing off my
shoulder finally woke up because they were too distracted by like,
the fourth fucking nuclear apocalypse in this book.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Genre nerd. Like lots of graphic novels, and Alan Moore/Neil
Gaiman, Vonnegut, Pynchon, and a bunch of other cliches are
I'd like to have more movie knowledge. Always loved Brazil, the
Fifth Element, 12 Angry Men, the Producers, and whatnot. Originals
and not remakes. As in, Gene Wilder and not somebody else.
I like cartoons. Not afraid of the goofy kawaii shits either.
A girl I was seeing in college told me the only guy she'd cheat on
me with was Prince. "Shit, boo. Don't wash after," was my
I dig a lot of unpalatable electronic music, and am generally down
with something in almost every genre.
Some day I'll eat everything and be a universe unto myself. A
universe with a James Beard plaque. But for now I'm like, a buck
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bicycle. Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Nami, Chopper.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Harry Potter "nerds" are like all the white kids with dreads back
in college that loved Reggae and fat spliffs but had only heard of
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
one day older than on a typical Thursday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
About 3 years ago, I drunkenly wandered into an aquarium store and
decided to buy a fish and tank. Fast forward, and I've built 6'
swamp in my apartment with a turtle named Brontosaurus in it.
You should message me if
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You're not good in a lame way or evil in a horrible way. Maybe
Your profile does not contain the phrase "down to earth" or "work
hard & play hard". And your SN contains neither "taco" or
"saurus". Because that means you don't come up with your own ideas
when presented with the opportunity.
Who are you looking for?
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