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28 / M / Straight / Single
New York, NY
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"I should, ehhh, shave. And put on pants."
"You're interrupting my conversation with the pink laser from heaven that zaps Koine Greek into my skull. Go away."
Annie Leibovitz : John McCain, my cousin : me. He took these on my balcony.
This is a tattoo of Arishem the Judge. On my back I have "Stupid American" in Japanese, and on my arm are bands of the CMY printer colors.
As of 4/30/10...MUGIWARAAAAAAAAAAA! (I generally have nerdy tattoos.)
I don't care so much about beer pong when it doesn't involve my grandmother. She, however, seems to love it.
In an uncomfortable suit, before a wedding, after vomiting a bunch, on the day of the Great Jesus No-Show, my birthday, May 21, 2011.
Big where it matters.
Also at a wedding. 7/17/11
Impossible on bicycle. Some fuckers stripped this bike and now I have a new one that isn't as cool. Note the clown horn in upper left.
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