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29 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:05pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Dropped out of law school
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I suppose growing up watching Captain Planet gave me a vague sense of wanting to improve the world. Really though, it made me want a ring capable of producing earthquakes. Edward Newgate!

"I'm not a player, I just deal a lot of crushing damage." ~Big Pun, playing an RPG, eating Cheetos.
What I’m doing with my life
Started an office tech company with a friend a few years ago, now I run it from my apartment mostly.

Researching/planning a graphic novel, and I used to make silly electronic music. Maybe I'll do more of that, time permitting.

If suddenly realize I'm transgender and also an MC, I'm gonna call myself Flow-pian.
I’m really good at
Animal husbandry. You should see my pet turtle!
The first things people usually notice about me
Nobody noticed when the sleeping shriveled baby-head growing off my shoulder finally woke up because they were too distracted by like, the fourth fucking nuclear apocalypse in this book.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Genre nerd. Like lots of graphic novels, and Alan Moore/Neil Gaiman, Vonnegut, Pynchon, and a bunch of other cliches are perennial favorites.


I'd like to have more movie knowledge. Always loved Brazil, the Fifth Element, 12 Angry Men, the Producers, and whatnot. Originals and not remakes. As in, Gene Wilder and not somebody else.

I like cartoons. Not afraid of the goofy kawaii shits either.


A girl I was seeing in college told me the only guy she'd cheat on me with was Prince. "Shit, boo. Don't wash after," was my response.

I dig a lot of unpalatable electronic music, and am generally down with something in almost every genre.


Some day I'll eat everything and be a universe unto myself. A universe with a James Beard plaque. But for now I'm like, a buck 35.
The six things I could never do without
Bicycle. Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Nami, Chopper.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Harry Potter "nerds" are like all the white kids with dreads back in college that loved Reggae and fat spliffs but had only heard of Bob Marley.
On a typical Friday night I am
one day older than on a typical Thursday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
About 3 years ago, I drunkenly wandered into an aquarium store and decided to buy a fish and tank. Fast forward, and I've built 6' swamp in my apartment with a turtle named Brontosaurus in it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're not good in a lame way or evil in a horrible way. Maybe Chaotic Neutral?

Your profile does not contain the phrase "down to earth" or "work hard & play hard". And your SN contains neither "taco" or "saurus". Because that means you don't come up with your own ideas when presented with the opportunity.