Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi. I'm Chris. You?
I'll try to keep it high-level since Textlation* is at pandemic
levels and attention spans are increasingly shrinking in the age of
You are seeking: Chemistry. Stimulating convos. Warm. Fuzzies.
Butterflies. Intrigue. Adventure. Relaxation. Romance.
With a gentlemen like me: Playful (with banter too), outgoing and
active; Open mind (& heart); Citizen of the world; Life is
filled with joy & pain, sunshine & rain - you just have to
roll with it; Macro-Viewer; Cherishing the moments.
From Indiana. Lived all over. Been in San Francisco since 2000.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
- Urban hikes and bike rides.
- Snowboarding whenever possible.
- Random thoughts: “stars ARE just like us?”**
- Appreciating cultures home and abroad.
- Seeing live shows (Les Bon Temps Roule!).
- Digital detox'n (on occasion is good for my soul).
- Rivers, lakes, oceans, mountains - oh my!
- Adding to the lists of things that do and don't suck.
--> I prefer when the latter list grows.
- Marketing Exec: Content - SEO - UX – UI - Data - MNGMT
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Interacting and being friendly with people - most all people, that
is; there are limits.
Being susceptible to flattery.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm told "the people" appreciate my welcoming personality.***
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like cooking: homemade popcorn; lasagna; Korean noodle wraps;
pizzas; and all kinds of soups. Mmmm, foooood. I eat everything.
Except you my purple not-friend, Mr Eggplant.
Always something in the reading rotation. Some all time favs:
Shogun Saga. Count of Monte Cristo. Game of Thrones Sage. The
Alchemist. Dracula. Into Thin Air. Shadow Divers. Devil in a White
Love music and see a ton of it live. The genres run the gamut:
Golden Era Hip Hop (87-97), Blues, Rock n zee Roll, All Kinds of
Indie (back in the day and now), EDM, House, Breaks, Down-tempo,
Bluegrass, NOLA Brass-Hop. Outside Lands. High Sierra. VooDoo Fest.
BottleRock. It's a diversified list of love.
I have a T.V. I have Direct T.V. I have Apple T.V. I have a
I don't always watch tv, but when I do, I like having options of
what to watch.
I'm huge history lover when it comes to watching and reading. I'm
in tune with international and domestic current events.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The spirit of the people around the world.
2. Things which are good for the soul (e.g. music and the dance
3. Camera ( with my fish-eye).
4. Ghost stories.
5. Exploring History.
6. Possibilities. Friendship (this includes my Family - duh; of
course). Expression. Creativity. Touch. Hope. Collaborations.
13. Toes in the sand.
14. Snow in my beard.
15. Rivers, lakes, oceans, mountains - oh my! (yes I said it twice
- I love em; what can I say other than that?).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Remembering the past, staying present in the moment and embracing
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something typical; you know, like, typical things people do
who live in San Francisco.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You made it to this section!
You'll never want my jeans skinnier than yours unless, of course,
You believe in the Mark Munson philosophy of F* Yes or F* No (ask
You realize, from this "resume", I seem interesting, different,
fun, down to earth, have my life in order and is someone who will
make you laugh.
And you're not looking for someone who feels incomplete without
you, rather, believe life is way more rad when sharing it someone
you love and care deeply about.
You agree it is all about chemistry.
Clarifications from zee author:
*Textlation (tekst-ley-shuhn): the misinterpretation of digital
text communication where playfulness and humor are lost in
translation due to lack of tone, inflection, facial expressions,
eye brow raises and Dr. Evil style pinky raises by the
**Stars are just like us!
They drink coffee, go to the park, fly on airplanes and eat food?
Oh. My. Gawd! Who knew? I always wondered. I love playful banter
which has led me to working on creating the world's first sarcasm
font. It’s gonna be huge. HUGE I say :-P
***According to studies, my personality is:
Open-minded: curious, original and complex;
Conscientiousness: reliable and disciplined;
Extroverted: friendly, fun loving and sociable;
Agreeable: sympathetic, forgiving and courteous;
Non-neurotic: calm, relaxed and secure.
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