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  • Ages 18-35
  • Near me
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Last online
Today – 10:20am
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids
English, Spanish, French, Chinese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Somebody once asked me if I had any fears like heights or water or anything like that. I told them nothing comes to mind. Except for spiders, snakes, skeletons, bats, lizards, sheep, goblins, being upside down, being upside left, public speaking, public silence, and bats again.

I'm very friendly and I'm extraordinarily easy going. I look forward to talking to people I care about, and people who I'd like to get to know better. On the other hand, if I dislike somebody, I really dislike them. My relationships with people are what's most important to me in life. I don't take life too seriously and I believe a lot of people just need to lighten up.
I try to apply logic to everything in life and find reasonable answers for why things are the way they are. I'm always looking to acquire more knowledge about pretty much everything. I wouldn't mind some unattached fun, but really I would like a relationship. I'm a very affectionate person and I really like companionship.

That being said, I'm an INTJ.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Graduated from college with a degree in Spanish and a degree in French. I currently work as a data analyst.

I'm also apparently seeing a lot of shows. Since I moved to Chicago I have seen the following shows/bands/people: Muse, Matt & Kim, Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, Brian Posehn, Flight of the Conchords, Hannibal Buress, Demetri Martin, Dave Chappelle, The Book of Mormon, Bo Burnham, Foster the People, Radiohead, The Fratellis, Goldfish, and a Star Wars burlesque show.

I recently started home brewing beer. If you want to talk about beer, I'm all for it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. I love laughter and I'm almost never in a bad mood. Life's too short to be angry all the time.

I'm a pretty good writer and I like to write short stories in my spare time. I also enjoy making movies. These two things usually fall into the realm of comedy, but not always.

Typing. Like 70 to 80 words per minute.


I like to write a lot, so I'm pretty good with words.

Also pretty good at video games.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
First thing? Girls have told me I have very nice eyes. So that I guess.

Also, fun fact: human male.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Way too many of each category so I'll just list a few.

Movies: Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, The Dark Knight, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Superbad

Books: Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, A Song of Ice and Fire series, The Kingkiller Chronicles

Shows: Dexter, Breaking Bad, Prison Break, Archer, It's Always Sunny, Firefly, Sherlock, Game of Thrones, Black Mirror

Music: The Rolling Stones, System of a Down, The White Stripes, The Fratellis, Rammstein, Matt & Kim, Daft Punk

Video games: Mass Effect, Portal, Super Mario RPG, Final Fantasy III (VI), Team Fortress 2, Knights of the Old Republic, Metal Gear Solid, Shadow of the Colossus
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Not in any specific order

1. Friends
2. Family
3. Laughter
4. Learning
5. Creativity/Imagination

I'll also tell you my biggest pet peeve: When the water in the shower isn't hot enough.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life in general. Myself. The oddness of society as a whole. What other people are thinking.

If I were an American Gladiator, what would my name be?

I'm the only one in the world who doesn't drink coffee.

If I've learned anything from the usernames on this site it's
1. Girls love tacos
2. Girls love dinosaurs

Intelligence is just about the sexiest thing there is.

Oh also, I highly value wit and originality. So if you want to keep saying, "That's what she said," or keep putting "tho" at the end of sentences, I'm probably not the man for you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on the Friday. I could be at home playing video games or watching movies, hanging out with friends, out at a bar. I go with the flow.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was once hit in the face with a roast beef sandwich.

I once broke a window with a candy bar.

I got hit by a car once....driven by my girlfriend at the time. It was an accident, I promise.
You should message me if
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You are interested in learning more about me. If you feel like talking. If you like video games and/or modern board games. If you like nerdy things. If you're a Joss Whedon fan. If you want an intelligent guy who will make you laugh and treat you with respect.

Plus, you just should.