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Muckbread

24 / M / Straight / Single

Bryan, Texas

His Details

Last Online
May 18
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am a boss. I eat habaneros for fun and enjoy running 10 miles every weekend. I never get sick, I have an amazing immune system. I laugh at all you suckers that have the flu!

Anyway I work and have a decent job in Bryan working on computers and computer software. I like computers, I am a secret hacker, jk! Don't tell the Feds!... I mean nothing!

I am looking for some people that like to go on adventures and explore the world. Except I don't ride buses, I make to much money to ride a bus. I love walking and running though!

I like to drink, but not smoke that much, hookah is decent on occasion.

I would consider my self an intellectual person. I enjoy having deeply philosophical and logical debates/conversation. However I also am just fine chilling around and enjoying simple things. I am relatively easy to get along with as long as you are respectful to people and are not an arrogant asshole.
What I’m doing with my life
I would say I am pretty successful in life. I have big dreams and expectations and expect certain people to live up to those standards.
I’m really good at
Math
Computers
Saving Money
Being Rich... Debt free bitches!
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a unique personality. If you aren't an ass, I will like you. If your an annoying bitch, I will let you know it.

I also am very bad at small talk. I generally like complex things so more often then not if the conversation is dull and boring, I will attempt to reconstruct the conversation into something deeply philosophical or logical. Most of the time, it will be over your head, sorry.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Recent books I have read
"The Hunger Games" Trilogy

Movies:
Contagion
Immortals
Underworld Awakening
The Woman in Black
Safe House

Music:
Dubstep
Heavy metal
Death metal
Or any chill tunes

Food:
Pizza
Burgers
Vegetables
Habaneros
Pancakes
Coffee
Beer

Spicy food is a necessity. If it is food and its not spicy, I will create some type of sauce or seasoning to make it spicy yet remain absolutely delicious. Hot peppers are extremely healthy and ward off all types of cancers and disorders. Consider yourself warned.
The six things I could never do without
Internet
Computer
Book
Food
Beer
My venus fly trap

Also I hate not being active. I absolutely need to exercise and move around because its necessary for my survival. If I am stuck in a box for too long I will internally combust.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Dividing by zero.
Infinite Series.
Wirth's Law
Murphy's Law

Also I am a "master" chef, so I spend alot of time thinking and talking about food and recipes. "Master" implying I have never been trained nor wish to be lectured on perfecting my craft. I am simply a master, deal with it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wishing I was dope enough to wake up on Saturday morning with multiple women.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I ate Elmer's glue once, when I was in second grade. I got detention.... What a bitch teacher.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you are a nice person with an interesting personality and actually like to have fun and interesting conversations with new people. Also intelligent people make the A list, ditsy stupid people annoy me.

You should also be well prepared to take a sarcastic joke and not get butt hurt over it. I do not generally get along with uptight religious zealots nor people who feel they have a moralistic agenda that they need to "inform" people about.