For the previous incarnations of this being, see journal entries.

I am muffinthecat. At least on OkCupid. Elsewhere, I am something else.

I ride bikes. A lot. Like every day, 10 miles minimum. Wednesdays, 25 miles morning, 10 mile commute. Saturdays, go around Stevens Creek Reservoir to Mount Eden, up Pierce, and up Highway 9 to Skyline. Cross over to Santa Cruz County and back down through Saratoga. Join us.

Here are a few concepts I don't like, a list to which I will occasionally append.

* Early Morning Wakeups - I'm a post Crack of Noon person that previously held a 6 AM job. Now I work at a bike shop. Life is strange how it all works out.

* Cars - I am not a drivey type of person. Public transit, better yet, bicycle.

Thats it for now. I'm going riding."

Riding hard, fast, far, and for fun. Getting up early for Sundays in Santa Cruz and maybe Mondays too. Hanging out most other days in the bike shop playing with toys I can't yet afford. Someday, my precious... yes...

I suppose I'll be going to Italy for September. Maybe find something nice to ride and send it home for build up.

Oh yes, Barefoot Coffee. Lawrence Expressway and Stevens Creek Boulevard. Great coffee, and a few hipster fixters maybe tricking on the unicycle. Great coffee. mmmmmm....

Going to ride bikes all around Italy for three weeks! We fly out on the 2nd.

riding a bike. You never forget, it's like, uh...

is my flawless track stands and absurd method of no-handed riding, aforementioned appendages occupied with canister of coffee and clove.

The Song of Ice and Fire. The Fifth Millenium setting. JtHM. Look that one up, funny!

Movies?

Devotchka, Disturbed, Richard Cheese.

Edible stuff. I am not vegan, nor vegetarian, or even piscotarian. If one must classify my eating habits, I'd probably be considered humanitarian since my preferred food is blonde, well done. But I'm not too picky about food so long as it's delicious.

I like my previous answers, so I'll let them stand, except for the part about the Dark Lord. I'll craft a different simile to describe my coffee preference.

1. Asceticism

2. Austerity

3. Simplicity

4. Hedonistic Gratification

5. Luxurious Self-Indulgence

6. Coffee! "We're here in Len's circulatory system. We've secretly replaced his blood with new Folger's Crystals. Lets see if he notices the difference!"

What color does 'clear' taste like?

When I Do the Hokey Pokey and Spin Yourself Round Right Round Like A Record Baby would be the awesomiest most neat-o peachy keen mash-up ever!

Why does a cat when it runs in a circle?

How much for that window in the doggie?

Who am I kidding?

Where am I?

Man, check out that girl on the Look KoM 586! Beautiful!

Damn, look at her rear wheel! I'd love to climb on that all day. I bet she's a monster rider.

sleeping. Girlfriend has a night shift job that keeps her out all night. Meh. If she's off, we're probably both sleeping. There is that Saturday Morning Ride you know.

that uh, maybe I shouldn't admit stuff I don't want everyone on the internet to read.

All right, fine. My girlfriend can still outclimb me even though I recently quit smoking.

you want to ride bikes. If you cannot resist. If you put Bike riding as one of your interests and want to ride bikes. If you think I should buy you coffee at Barefoot if you beat me up Highway 9 and back. If you like riding but are afraid of fixed gears; trust me. Bicycles are more afraid of you than you are of Them. If you want to teach me how to ride my Unicycle. If you have been to Italy before and want to reminisce about the incredible food, unbelievable wine, and great fun.