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23 Phoenix, AZ Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:26pm
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Buddhism and laughing about it
Dropped out of Space camp
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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You don't want to have anything to do with me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Long, romantic walks to the fridge.
Magic mushrooms & soul searching.
Sadhana, Sharpening my knife and fixing my shitty attitude.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crying myself to sleep
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Either how quiet or loud I am, depending on my intoxication level.
I have super curly hair so I get asked if I'm Jewish a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books, Naked Lunch, On the Road, The Bell Jar, 100 Years of Solitude, Be Here Now, PiHKAL, TiHKAL, Howl, The Doors of Perception,

Movies- The Big Lebowsky, David Lynch, Jodorowsky, B-horror & sci-fi films. I watched con air on LSD once and really enjoyed it.

Shows-The Wire, Louie, Breaking Bad, King of the Hill, Rick and Morty, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Music-90's hip hop, electronic, freak folk, 80's synth pop, psychedelic, ambient, IDM.

Curry, burritos, not food prejudiced.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Warm beer & cold women
Crazy times & bad rhymes
Internal crying & dying
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I had a penny for my thoughts I'd be a millionaire.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing the at work boogie or drinkin' & stinkin'
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have ten toes.
You should message me if
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You want to be a sugar momma for me and my cat.
Ur feelin' it bruh.