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23 Phoenix, AZ Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Mar 3
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You don't want to have anything to do with me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Long, romantic walks to the fridge.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crying myself to sleep
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that I have really thick dark curly hair, ask me if I'm Jewish, people seem to LOVE asking me that question.
I'm not Jewish.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like shit that is challenging. If someone poured their soul into it, I can probably dig it.

I feel like broadcast TV is like taking black spray paint to your third eye, however I do like the occasional TV series a la Netflix.

Books-Naked Lunch, 100 Years of Solitude, Ishmael, The Stranger, The Bell Jar, Vonnegut, Hemingway, Philip K. Dick, Walt Whitman, Allen Ginsberg, Ram Dass, Alan Watts.....

Movies-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Big Lebowski, Baraka, City of God, Mulholland Drive, Blade Runner, Santa Sangre, 12 Monkeys, Slumdog Millionaire.
Also I'm a horror film fanatic.

Shows-Arrested Development, Tim & Eric, Bobs Burgers, Breaking Bad, Twin Peaks, The Wire, Don't watch any actual TV, I just watch shows via word of mouth.

Music-Boards of Canada, Aphex Twin, Shpongle, Beats Antique, Squarepusher, Crystal Castles, Grimes, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Talking Heads, Modest Mouse, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Brand New, Love, The Mars Volta, Portishead, Queen, Tom Waits, Beastie Boys, Wu Tang Clan...

All food
Buy me food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Crack Cocaine
2. Whisky
3. Gambling
4. Stolen convertibles
5. Phat beats
6. Putting sunglasses on dogs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I had a penny for my thoughts I'd be a millionaire.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
turning tricks
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like the taste of orange juice after I brush my teeth
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to be a sugar momma for me and my cats.
If you want to buy me food or beer.