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29 M Houston, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am complex, and not easily pigeon-holed, but here it goes. I consider myself an animal lover, who loves all animals indiscriminately (including, and especially opossums---just because and animal is ugly doesn't mean it is not deserving of our love.) I also appreciate anthropomorphized animals, i.e. the Geico gecko and Fozzy Bear....really all the muppets. Huge UT sports fan (if you are an Aggy, I don't blame you. Sometimes we make mistakes in life.) However, if I was defined by one thing it would be a passion for politics, and social justice.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Fighting against the grain of dystopic claims.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people feel comfortable and laugh (at least I would like to think so). Also, trivia.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physical feature: eyes.
Non-physical feature: Idiosyncratic personality
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I am somewhat of a comedy snob. I am a big fan of alternative comedy: Mr. Show, Stella, etc. I am also a film buff in general: Must love Top Gun! Just kidding...but not really.

As far as TV goes, I like Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead (AMC has some damn good shows) Comedy Bang Bang on IFC, and Archer.

I don't read a lot of fiction, as I mainly stick to reading historical, political, and theological books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Theology and politics (They fascinate me)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends or watching a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am medically required to each Chinese food three times a week.
You should message me if
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1. You actually intend on meeting someone from this site (i.e. you are not using Ok Cupid as a way to stroke your ego by seeing how many guys will message you)

2. You have full control of all your limbs (No quadriplegics!!!!)

3. You and solid grasp of quantum physics. Its really not too much to ask.