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MunchCrunch

43 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Mar 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I am a sociable introvert. I am heterozygous for nerd, dork, and geek. I am that guy that you might find awkward the first time you meet him, but over time he grows on you. I have never been to an Ikea. My friends tend to be one or more of the following: easygoing, earthy, nerdy, overeducated, funny, psychological, or feline. I am a New Yorker, and have been in a 12 year secret training program to fit in to the Bay Area. Coffee makes me dizzy. But I like hanging out in cafes and reading. I can provide exceptional character references. I am not a flake and prefer not to socialize with flakes. I will treat you with respect. I will try to get to know you. Grandparents and children tend to like me.
What I’m doing with my life
I am pursuing a PhD in Environmental Health Sciences at a large university filled with kids that walk around in pajamas. I'm coding little computer programs that depict the spreading of turbulent fluids in rivers. I'm trying to predict the behavior of polluted dust particles. I'm on a strict 2/3 work 1/3 hulu program.
I’m really good at
standardized tests, befriending animals, introspection, and trying new things.
The first things people usually notice about me
Oh my God - its Steven Spielberg!
(happens every week)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Wikipedia, The Colbert Report, Ron Swanson, Youtube, 8tracks, DeadMaus, FutureNoir (Blade Runner), boingboing.com, Zeitoun, City of Quartz, Mansfield Park, A Passage to India, Statler and Waldorf (those two old guys on the muppet show).
The six things I could never do without
Chocolate chip cookies, sunshine, bad jokes, down time, friendly dogs

Other things I like a lot: hiking, camping, swimming, SFMOMA, cats, and mud puddles with little tadpoles in them
On a typical Friday night I am
in bed by 3AM (or earlier)...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I get a lot of benefit from the smiles of others...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you found this funny. or I wrote you first!