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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 20
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Average build
Not at all
Atheism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If my life ends up like Michael Caine's character in Children of Men, I will consider myself lucky. George Carlin is my personal hero, and remains the only celebrity I've ever mourned. If I told you my family's history, you wouldn't believe me. I will always be living an abnormal life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I retired young. That's just a nice way of saying that I am disabled. Not the best thing to put on a dating profile, but it's not like I can lie about it. I'm sure this crosses me off the list for many of you, but if you're still reading past this, kudos for being open minded.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a jack of all trades, master of none. A really good jack, though.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The beard. Varies in size from the Orlando Bloom Special to Grizzly Adams.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- The Damnation Game, Neuromancer, Fight Club, The Hellbound Heart, Mr. B. Gone, Lullaby, Neverwhere, Pattern Recognition....I'll stop here for now.
Movies- Pi, Children of Men, Tank Girl, Johnny Mnemonic, Let Me In, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo....stop me.
Shows- Doctor Who, X-files, Luther, The Hour, Rubicon
Music- Nine Inch Nails, The Prodigy, KMFDM, Marilyn Manson
Food- Indian food. And burgers. I eat my vegetables.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Facial hair. I have a weak chin.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I grew up when Sci-Fi asked big questions, TLC was actually The Learning Channel, and History Channel showed history. There isn't much I don't spend my time thinking about. Thinking is my favorite pass-time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not going to bars or parties. I've outgrown them.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm balding. It happens. I wear a hat more often than not. Also, let's be honest here. I'm not your Disney prince. You're not my porn goddess. We'll both just have to live with that reality. That being said, I'll try if you will. I have social anxiety.

I have a crush on Tilda Swinton. Don't ask me to explain.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You're open to weirditude.
-You hate bars.
-You eat meat (sorry herbivores).
-You've seen some shit. o_o

Don't message me if:
-You've ever stated that you're 100% anything (italian, irish, whatever). It's not cute and more often than not it's used as an excuse to be a douche.
-You're trying to meet a body, not a person. I don't mind if you aren't physically perfect. If you're looking for that, move on, because I'm not going to be bothered trying to live up to an image you saw in Cosmo.

I dunno. Those are more guidelines than rules.