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Municipal_Waste

29 Seaford, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
More than $1,000,000
Status
Open relationship
Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Turkish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Life's too short for shit bikes or mediocre coffee!

I'm starting to think this site doesn't have anyone fun :-( I just want to meet some really strange people to have fucked up conversations with. Maybe sex, but not mandatory.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well.. I recently got back from living in Istanbul for a while - which was pretty interesting - and now I'm back I've had a fresh start with a new job and a happier perspective on life!

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"I believe there is far too much tension in our society and it's necesary to live life - which is the sweetest thing - and to keep work in perspective. There is so much anxiety in this country, just as in the rest of Europe and the world. If we could acheive tranquility we would all be better off." - Miguel Indurain (1996).

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I do a lot of cycling, mainly mountain biking. I love to race and I try and challenge myself when I ride. My next goals are to finish The Manx 100 race in July. Which is, as the name suggests, a 100-mile mountain bike race on the Isle Of Man.

Other than that: I love to spend my eating tasty food (& feeling guilty), drinking coffee and seeing my crazy/kinky friends as much as possible. I pretty much adore going to the late night cinema at Duke Of York's.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Uh.... Fixing bikes; but that's a given. Fairly reasonable when it comes to riding them too I guess.

Giving brief answers.

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The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my defining physical characteristic is my beard. I mainly just grow it out of sheer laziness though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ah.... It's so hard to summarise! Why don't you just ask me something specific?! That said it's easy for me to pick my favourite band of all time... Death!

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Black bikes, black coffee, black metal, black clothes, black comedy, black pudding!
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I do love to watch those videos on You Tube of people hurting themselves or doing stupid things though!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A bike for every day of the week
Coffee
Heavy Metal
Eating Out ;-P
Friends
Books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Relationship dynamics and human interactions. How our perceptions of what's moral and normal are influenced by ages old views and customs.

Why are there so many women on OKC who claim to like beards, but don't have one themselves!

Bikes. Seriously I spend a lot of time thinking about bikes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Riding bikes & listening to Slayer!

It's either that or staying in and entertaining myself by getting the Google Translate woman to say rude things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Actually I have a fear about ringing someone's doorbell for the first time.

Important:
I'm currently involved in a very happy & loving, non-monogamous 'open' relationship. I've been getting quite a few messages from people who have written, 'strictly monogamous' on their information page and so I think it's worth being clear about this:
I am happy and I am in love with my girlfriend. I'm only on OKC now to meet new friends with similar interests and outlooks on life.. ;-)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm looking to meet people of any age and from all walks of life. My only pre-requesites are that you are able to think for yourself, hold meaningful conversations and generally that you are a good and honest person. Pretty simple eh?

OR

You want to critique something about my profile - constant personal development and all that.

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Let me just clarify the 'casual sex' thing... I'm not here looking for one-night-stands. If that's what you're interested in, by all means say so because I'm not adverse to them, however to me I would prefer getting to know someone a little more before I sleep with them (so basically let's go on a date first, eh?) If nothing else I would like to know that I will be able to respect you and myself afterwards.