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MunkeyPork

23 / M / straight / Single

Lexington, Kentucky

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 11" (1.80m).
Body Type
Skinny
Looking For
New friends, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Kids
Dislikes children
Pets
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am nerdy, cynical, and weird.

My Self-Summary

I am currently beginning my PhD at UK's College of Pharmacy. I am studying medicinal chemistry and am currently working on the synthesis of novel antibiotic compounds.

I enjoy chemistry and look forward to my PhD but in all honesty I want to brew beer. I hope to someday open my own brewpub here in the Bluegrass to help expand the beer culture which is sorely lacking except for Louisville.

Which leads me to this: I am an unabashed beer snob. I have taken a vow to never drink american macro-swill. I enjoy all forms of craft beer but am especially fond of things like Dogfish Head, New Albanian, Flying Dog, Stone, and Bells. Since I'm new in town I'm looking for fun people to enjoy beer with, anyone want to go to Pazzo's or Marrika's for a pint or four?

What I’m doing with my life

Becoming a fixture at Marrika's Bier stube.

Working on my PhD in pharmaceutical sciences.

Playing with my cats Ozymandias (aka Ozzy) and my newly adopted Calico Laurie (Yes I'm a watchmen nerd...my car is named Archie!).

Drinking beer and brewing my own.

I’m really good at

I'm good at anything I put my mind to.

The first things people usually notice about me

You know...I haven't asked many people so I don't know. You tell me.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

(a)Watchmen. Sandman. One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. I'm currently hopelessly addicted to the Song of Ice and Fire series. They're just so stunningly good it hurts.

(b)The Fountain, The Big Lebowski, Sunshine, The Matrix, Momento, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Waiting, Office Space, The Abyss, The Matrix, The Prestige, The Star Wars Trilogy, Shaun of the Dead, the list goes on and on. I do enjoy shitty B-movies and am a complete tool for a good disaster flick.

(c) Modest Mouse, counting crows, Damien Rice, Muse, Radiohead, Primus, Dethklok, The Decemberists, Flogging Molly, Pearl Jam, etc. I've recently been getting into Stoner Rock/Metal. Idk, it works for me

(d) Italian, Vietnamese, Japanese, Anything really.

The six things I could never do without

Friends.
Conversation.
Craft Beer.
Books
Movies
Family

I spend a lot of time thinking about

What the hell I want to do with myself.
Beers I should craft.

On a typical Friday night I am

Trying to find good beer and a good conversation.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Message me and find out.

You should message me if

You still draw breath. And if not, still do...I'll have my shotgun ready.

To the non-zombie people out there, I'd like to find a relationship of sorts. Though added friends are always a plus. Comrades in craft brews are desirable as well as those able to tackle long meandering conversations.