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Munkus

28 M Huntsville, AL

My Details

Last Online
Aug 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
NOTE: Italics would be used, but I don't know how to use them in my profile. This is a shame, because italics show how I would use my inflection. See? Would have used it there. So you're just going to have to imagine. Italics there too.

Also, imagine this entire profile in the voice of Alec Baldwin.

I'm here to compare tests and match/enemy %s with my friends, many of whom are from SE++. I enjoy reading, playing video games, rockwall climbing, swing dance, college football, writing, and philosophy.

I'm a little shy with people I don't know, but I become very outgoing very fast the more I get to know people. I'm a good listener, and generally prefer to listen to what people have to say before I get to know them.

I am very opinionated about things and very stubborn. I am not afraid to speak my mind about things. I tend to be polarizing: the people who like me really like me, the people who don't really don't. But who cares about the latter group? They're not winners, like you and me. (NOTE: If not actually a winner please ignore this paragraph)

Yes I believe you're a winner. You don't have to believe in yourself, just believe in me who believes in you! (Also this one)

I always try my best in anything that I do. I refuse to give half-assed efforts. I firmly believe that anything worth doing is worth doing well. As a result, I tend to be competitive about a lot of things, and I love good competition. Occasionally I like to kick ass and chew bubble gum. However I have been without bubblegum for quite some time.

I love excuses to dress classy or wear a suit (given my career interests, I'd say that's a good thing).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I survived the tornado that destroyed Tuscaloosa in last year (God I haven't updated this in a while, have I?). As in, the tornado torn down my house around me and I said "No." (I may or may not be immortal)

More recently, I graduated law school, passed the bar exam, and now am an attorney.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Climbing, problem solving, logic games, Super Smash Brothers Brawl, swing dancing, law.

I'm currently ranked 7th overall in the state of Alabama in playing Brawl. That's right. I'm good. At VIDEO GAMES
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My respectable height, my lavish hair, and my debonair smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite book is probably Night Watch (the one by Terry Pratchett), followed by Small Gods and Good Omens. I have recently found an affinity for the Song of Ice and Fire series. Secret admission: my iPad is full of highlights when I think I found a clue.

As for games, I'm also partial to the Phoenix Wright series (Edgeworth is my hero), Fire Emblem, Smash Bros., Super Mario RPG, and the Walking Dead.

Favorite movies include Snatch, Ocean's Eleven, Memento, Emperor's New Groove, Django, Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels, 300, Avengers, and Ironman. Was a big fan of Thor 2 as well.

Favorite television shows include Game of Thrones, Sherlock, the Venture Brothers, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Myth Busters, Archer, The Wire, and Burn Notice (the early seasons).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I just realized that this part of the profile is dumb. Every profile I see has something about showers, friends, computers, internet, and air. Perhaps God is tossed in, or family.

I have never once looked at a person's profile and thought "Oh man, they couldn't live without THAT? That's a dealbreaker" or "Oh man that is so cool they couldn't live without that AWESOME we should be best friends."

So I guess here's the dealbreaker bits: I need spelling and grammar to survive. I don't know how some people get by on food and oxygen but not communication! I die a little on the inside when I see a message "tbh i rotfl'd at ur wall hth"*

*Translation: "To be honest, I rolled on the floor laughing at your wall, hope this helps."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about the law, about college football (ROLL TIDE), and about potential stories that I'll never write. Occasionally I'll write a storyboard for a comic as a result, but that's a rare occurrence (yes I have gotten some of those comics done, thankyouverymuch).

I also like to think up strategies. Doesn't matter for what, specifically. I just like to theorycraft about the best way to approach problems.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chilling, maxing, relaxing out cool. Shootin' some meatball outside of the school.

I'm probably hanging out with friends, playing smash brothers/poker or working. Saturdays I am either at a football game or watching a football game.

I just started playing Magic the Gathering with some buds on Sundays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I got this screen name from a comic I drew with a couple of friends in the fifth grade.

Also I said "meatball" instead of "b-ball" in the last section.

Finally, I have had Crohn's for about 13 years, which basically means I am a GI doc.

Now you know my terrible secret. Italics.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can use proper language. I swear to all that is holy I become infuriated by the 'hi how r u ^^' crap that people pull.
You want to talk about books, movies, games, college football, comic books, just about anything nerdy. I enjoy a good conversation.

You enjoy debating for fun. I'm willing to defend everything in this profile!

Oh, and if you know R+L=J ;0

But please note that I am extremely lackadaisical about everything. That's right. Lackadaisical.

Finally, if you want to see the photo evidence that I stood my gat dang GROUND against the nado that hit Tuscaloosa. Can't post that here for raisins. Oh and you want to date, or be coy about dating. I suppose that's natural for this site. Friends apply too!