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Munonkeh

29 M Greensboro, NC

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
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Feb 23, 2011
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My self-summary
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What began as an attempt to explain the confused, stout toddler who recently fell through the chimney screaming obscenities, and brandishing arms and an empty bottle of Merlot, has officially became an opportunity for digital entertainment and a sociology project. As this is being totally half-assed for various reasons I was considering instead describing the life of Darius Rucker, but Hootie was unable to be reached for consent. It seems difficult for one to describe their self without a bit of skew to it, so I ain't gonna. Just magic 8-ball it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wasting it, and probably your time, some of these are funny. That's a good thing. Learning life-lessons just in time for them to be completely useless and trying to understand why Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau were allowed in a film together.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being incredibly random and in the process dangerously confusing those around me and irritating any who hold my presence dear. I'm also a fantastik speller, and hold fourteen degrees from imaginary universities in the art of Irony, which incidentally allowed me to age to a ripe seventy-four before getting out into the world and worrying about student loans, which are going to be deferred directly from Social Security.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Physical Attributes probably. Never asked them, and forget when they tell such information unsolicited.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Oh hell yeah, I like those.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A backpack:
1)Haul things in a backpack
2)Accost Jay Leno with a backpack.
3)Fill backpack with bananas and leave in the middle of a large intersection while filming from the book depository with an awesome sniper-camera for YouTube upload.
4)Put backpack in larger backpack to transport backpack...but that would require two backpacks.
5)Understand Quantum Mechanics while wearing a backpack.
6)Contemplate the reason for such a site to settle on the number 'six' for such a question...while a computer is being held level only with support of a backpack.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Paranoid delusions and funny ideas for sitcoms. Writing short musicals for acquaintances and half-seriously suggest that they pursue their 'musical' aspirations.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to remember what day it is.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Would probably be pretty interesting...
You should message me if
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You feel so compelled, but this account will in all likelihood be forgotten before 'Glee' gets canceled, and that's probably not gonna be too far off of present.