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Soooo... I'm just over two years away from my 30th birthday and
have unexpectedly found myself a single housedad. It's actually not
a bad gig though the hours are long and the pay is weak! I love
being with my boys (4 and 1) but find it impossible to do many of
the things I'd like to in my life since I have them A LOT! Meeting
a new partner (and even new friends!) is without a doubt one of the
hardest things to do so here I am trying the interweb.
Just to get it said and out of the way, this is a profile for me,
not my kids. They have a mum already and I'm not looking to fill a
vacancy, just to find someone for myself. I don't care either way
if you already have kids of your own or if you want them in the
future. As long as you're ok with that then I don't see any harm in
getting to know each other, never know what might happen!
I'm not looking for someone just like me, just someone I can relate
to and share with. Someone to talk to, go out with, stay in with,
do all sorts of things with. I'm not interested purely in finding a
date here either, I'd love to make some new friends as well, if I
find something more than that I'll be happy but I'm not expecting
In short if you're geeky, nerdy or just generally bored with your
life then you should get in touch! I'll always reply to any
messages I get so don't let anything stop you!
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a single father and my boys are still young (4 and 1) so that
takes up most of my time for the moment. I'm planning to return to
self-employment soon in the hope that I can become self-sufficient
by the time my boys no longer need me! Until then it's nappies and
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a qualified military engineer so I'm pretty good with cars and
the like, enjoy working on them too so I'll occasionally fix up a
banger for some pocket money. I'd like to think I'm a pretty good
dad but of course I have bad days like anyone else! I'm very good
at computer games which is a shame as it's a pointless talent but I
still enjoy it when I can!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look like a tramp when I don't shave and a child when I do!
There is however, a small window when I actually look ok :p
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't find much time to read these days but if I do it's either
historical or fantasy, quite a contrast! Terry Pratchett and
Tolkien are my favourite authors but I haven't read a Discworld
book for years now!
I like most movies that don't centre around relationships (sorry
girls!) horror, scifi and fantasy are my favourites and a zombie
flick will always top the list! I've been watching the Walking dead
since it started (read all the comics too) and there are a bunch of
cartoons I'm guilty of enjoying too! Otherwise I like topical panel
shows, half because they make me laugh and half because they keep
me up to speed on the world!
I'm not a good cook so I LOVE takeout, couldn't live without
pizza... Other than that I like everything that's bad for me but
luckily I don't put on weight from it so I'm lucky so far!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pizza + Beer - usually together
Ice cream + B-movies -also together!
My computer + the internet - obviously together...
Lots of people put things like friends and family on here.
Obviously my boys should be top of this list but they're not things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I can do with my life other than raise my boys! Got some ideas
but it goes without saying that none of them are going to be easy
to get going.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Home with the boys! I rarely have weekends to myself but of course
I could easily change that if I had a good reason to.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once obtained the callsign 'Underpants Munt' during my time in
the airforce... And that's all I have to say about that...
You should message me if
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If you find yourself asking what you can get out of life then
message me because that's exactly how I feel. If you want to meet
someone but don't know what exactly for then that's me too because
if you don't try then you will NEVER know! If you enjoy movie
nights then I might be the guy to do it with and if you miss eating
out then I can help you there too!
Just do us both a favour and if you've got this far down my
profile, send me a message. What have we got to lose? Besides, even
if you read something that you hate about me, you still kept going
till the end so lets chat and find out why...
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