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Muppet-Face

39 F Kansas City, MO

My Details

Last Online
Nov 1, 2010
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Education
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I have 2 dogs named after literary characters--Finnegan and Major Major. They, however, do not know how to read.

I love the smell of citrus and basil.

I have a penchant for items from the Eames era and old photographs. Consequently, I love estate sales and thrift stores.

The only other countries I've been to outside the US are Canada and Mexico. I want to change that.

I'm a good conversationalist unless you want to talk about math or the middle east.

I know several good dirty jokes.

I'm an introverted extrovert or vice versa.

My favorite word right now is "malapropism". I hate the word "moist".

I am in a perpetual state of curiosity, and cats are getting killed right and left.

I am sardonic, near-sighted, and color-coordinated
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working for a local university and finishing my Masters in Social Work. After that I might get my PhD just so I can invite people around me to refer to me as Dr. Susie. I love to learn and I love to think I'm on the path to self improvement, even though that path gets diverted pretty frequently.
I’m really good at
I'm naturally unconventional to a degree. I'm excellently authentic, empathetic, cynical, hopeful, obnoxious, charming and honest. I can have a conversation about most anything. Oh, and I kick ass at boardgames and proofreading and making people laugh when I'm not trying to do so.

I'm really good at being me; just like you, I'm great at some things and struggle with others.
The first things people usually notice about me
My mouth. Take that any way you want to.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Chuck Palahniuk, Richard Russo, David Sedaris, Lorrie Moore, Sherman Alexie, Rohinton Mistry, Judy Budnitz, Flannery O'Connor, Ernest Hemingway, William Faulkner, etc. There's not a lot I don't love.

Movies: Movies put out by "Indigent" tend to be good---I loved "Lonesome Jim" (a Steve Buscemi movie) and "Sorry Haters". Anything by Alfred Hitchcock is great. I also love love love Japanese horror movies and anything with zombies. Some of my all-time favorite movies are The Shining, Raising Arizona, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Secretary, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, and anything with Alfred Hitchcock involved.

Music: Why, yes! The Decemberists, The Smiths, Depeche Mode, Aimee Mann, AC/DC, Pinback, Raconteurs, Death Cab for Cutie, Michael Penn, Beck, Black Sabbath, Regina Spektor, Petra Haden, Songs From a Random House, Tool, Neutral Milk Hotel, Red Roof Painters, Black Keys, White Stripes, Ratatat, Daft Punk and lots of other music floats my boat. I'm a sucker for fantastic songwriting and complex melody, or something raw and gritty.

Food: Anything with cheese. Seriously.
The six things I could never do without
Lipstick, sunscreen, road trips, great conversation, comfortable high heels, and something to pique my interest.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When I'm going to find the time to work out, where Meg White went, how people can shop at Walmart with a clear conscience, planning a camping trip, what my weird neighbors are actually doing (if you could see them right now you'd be asking the same thing), etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Totally depends on how my week has been. I might just stay home and watch Hulu, go to the dog park, people watch, see live music or a movie at the Tivoli, hang out at a dingy bar somewhere, dangle my feet in a fountain, swing on the swings at Loose Park, or check out Half Priced Books. I can do the mundane or the extraordinary, both are valuable.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sometimes wish I was a man so I could marry a wife to clean up after me.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 29–56
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
...you like witty chat with cute chicks. But don't bother IMing if you wear Crocs. I just couldn't stomach it. Seriously.