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Muppetmaker

27 Allentown, PA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Mar 5, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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In 1987 I came into this world in a wet, naked and kinda sticky mess. The good news is things have definitely improved over the years.

Im the proud driver of a VW Beetle who aspires to be a puppeteer, while keeping himself busy in the family business. My childhood revolved around Sesame Street and Ghostbusters, which could explain alot, and I occasionally find myself coloring with crayons. My taste in things is wide and varied; music, art, film... I love odd things about all of them.

Presently wrapping up being a Theatre major, I do occasionally perform in community productions.

I am light-hearted, quick witted, and hysterical
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working as a subcontractor through my families business which deals exclusively with The Home Depot in half the state of PA.

I also serve at Outback as mostly a hobby, I just love meeting people. I have also been known to dabble in radio, as I technically still work for 99.9 the hawk / 107.5 the bone. And I still find time to help design and erect the sets for Northampton C.C.'s theater pieces.

Warning: Sitting down with me and a cup of chai tea could result in laughter warming your heart.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh and enjoy themselves.

Cuddling. Hugging. Kissing.

Growing beards.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have dashing eyes, nice teeth, a wonderful laugh, and a jovial disposition.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - The Entire Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy Series, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Angels and Demons, Alice in Wonderland, Coraline, Watchmen... I read a great deal of plays too.

Movies:
Stranger Than Fiction, What Dreams May Come, The Ghostbusters, 50 First Dates, Fight Club, Nightmare Before Christmas, Spaceballs, Harry Potter, Moulin Rouge, Pixar Films, The Lion King...

Music- Colin Hay, Barenaked Ladies, Belle & Sebastian, Ben Folds, The Smiths, Billy Joel, Eric Clapton, James Taylor, Van Morrison, Martin Sexton, Jay Brannan, The Goo Goo Dolls, Ben Lee. Also a huge fan of Lewis Black, and have a rich collection of Broadway Musicals.

Suppose we should add TV in here, I only really watch one TV show though, and that is House M.D.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, Friends, Love, Job, Home, Entertainment

A more comical list would include - Nail Clippers, Black Socks, Electricity, My Car, A Roof, and of course, You.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What will happen next, cause life is a amazing ride and I cant wait to see whats in store.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends if I can be. Perhaps at that latest movie that came out. Sometimes I am working. Occasionally Ill stay in, catch up with family, relax. You dont have to party every Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hah, is it private if we admit it here?

I love older women.

Boxer Briefs.
You should message me if
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You like what you saw, and have any questions. Cheers!