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MurkMash

28 New Orleans, LA Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:40pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Status
Open relationship
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
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I like cats and whiskey too much.
What I’m doing with my life
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I cook food and draw comics.
My diploma hangs proudly above the toilet.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing and cooking are probably my only talents.
I tried to learn the banjo, but it ended in tears.

I can play a mean Mario Kart though. Watch out!
The first things people usually notice about me
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I need a haircut.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I've drowned myself in media interests to a point where I couldn't really type much about them in a paragraph. Or, at least it would be a boring thing to read.

I like a whole bunch of dumb comic books and off-color humor. I love me some Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman! I still have a soft spot in my heart for old Roald Dahl books. Eh, Calvin & Hobbes, Pogo, Bone, The Sandman, and all sorts of comics!

I dig bizarre foreign animation to an extreme, though I'll watch pretty much anything. I love Miyazaki films, and older cartoons. I haven't really been to the movie theater in a long time; I'm out of the loop. But at the same time, give me any shitty B-list zombie flick and I'll be just as happy. I love Mystery Science Theater 3000, and old Hitchcock films.

I've got weird music tastes. Anything with banjos is a plus. Really, any fun music fits me just fine.

I love to cook just about anything! I don't really eat red meat often, but I've got no qualms with it. Seafood is my favorite! Gimmie a tuna steak and I'll be in a pleasure coma.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends.
Drawing supplies.
Books.
Delicious beer.
Cartoons.
Stupid internet cat videos.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
turtles.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting on my porch with a good beer, strumming my banjo that I have no idea how to actually play.

Or reading comic books at a bar. What's up with that?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I totally cried at the Muppet Movie.
You should message me if
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you want to watch the Muppet Movie.

I'm probably gonna cry again.