Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
25% Scientist, 25% Resourceful, 25% Rockstar, 25% Fucking
If I had to pick one personal quote to sum up my outlook on life it
would be this "We live in an infinite universe where anything is
infinitely possible and infinitely probable". With that being said
I don't think anything is out of the realm of possibility if you
work hard enough for it. Like James T. Kirk, I don't believe in a
no win scenario.
I haven't edited this thing yet this decade so I guess its about
time for an update if I intend on taking this thing seriously.
Well, as seriously as one can take an online dating site... I moved
into the Montrose about 2 years ago and I absolutely love it. I
used to classify sections of town into many places like Spring, The
Woodlands, Humble, Downtown, Kingwood, ect, now I categorize it as
2 sections, the Montrose, and places I would never live. It's
really amazing how living a mere 32.5 miles off alignment from
where you need to be can completely change your life. I just
recently moved from the slummy spot I initially landed at upon
transition into the inner loop universe and into a snazzy little
apartment on the back of a very well maintained 108 year old
Victorian house with a skyline view. I really couldn't be
"Everyone dies, but not everyone truly lives" - William
That being said, I try to live my life to the fullest and enjoy
every moment of it. I love going on random crazy adventures out to
the ends of the earth to attend wild festivals and concerts. If I
don't get out of town at least once a month I start to go crazy. As
frequently as I travel to Austin, Dallas, Denton, New Braunfels,
and anywhere else epic happenings are occurring in this beautiful
little Republic of Texas, I had not left the state in over a decade
(3 months prior to the notorious 9/11 scandal to be precise) until
my very recent trip to San Francisco, which was absolutely fucking
amazing. No joke. If you haven't been, I'd highly recommend it. Now
that I have confirmed that air travel does in fact still work and
that you can board a plane without getting molested by a gestapo
agent in cold rubber gloves, I am highly considering upgrading my
future adventures from regional road warrior to jet-set global
adventurer. We'll see how that works out, guess I better start
collecting airline miles...
Another favorite quote of mine is by Douglas Adams, "Everything in
the universe tends to work itself out exactly as it should." With
that being said, I really don't waste a lot of time worrying about
things or getting angry about stuff that is out of my control. I am
on a mission to remove all the hate and anger from my life. If
something upsets me, I just don't associate with it any more. Done.
I don't really get angry any more, I just have varying grades of
disappointment. I don't know if I would describe myself as "laid
back" as I tend to live life in the fast lane, and I enjoy a good
heated debate, but I am definitely not easy to start a fight with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Somehow managing to be super classy while being super trashy at the
same time. The way I see it you have to be just classy enough to
have access to the finer things in life, and just trashy enough to
still have fun. Kinda like drinking expensive scotch out of a paper
cup, or wearing a suit jacket over an old worn out T shirt.
Having a viable "Plan B". I have a philosophy of hoping for the
best while expecting the worst. Upon completion of formulating any
plan I like to take a step back and think to myself "Ok, so how is
this gonna fail?". Then I try to make sure that there measures
taken to problem solve in case things go south. I like having a
complete Plan A, a mostly complete Plan B, and at least fragments
of a Plan C just in case the shit really hits the fan.
Fixing things. Seriously, there is very little that can be broken
that I cannot repair.
Having Fun. What can I say, I like to have a good time. Who
Never paying full price for anything. Its a personal mantra of
mine. Whether I'm scavenging thrift stores and pawn shops or
shopping high class retail stores, I always get top quality at
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my beard, or the awesome hat or glasses I'm wearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I killed my television and canceled my netflix account. This was
definitely one of the greatest things I have ever done to improve
my life. I would much rather go out an live a life worthy of
getting documented in a 10 season TV series than waste away in the
dim glow of an LCD panel watching other peoples adventures.
I actually acquired a rather amazing library with tomes on nearly
every subject that interests me and some dating back as far as the
1830's shortly after my moving in to the loop from a wonderful lady
in River Oaks who let me have early access to her moving sale. I
haven't even scratched surface of reading through the 2 full book
cases I aquired yet, I guess I have my work cut out for me. Some
books I have enjoyed were the Lord of the Rings series, the
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series, the Da Vinci Code, the
Catcher in the Rye, Through the Looking Glass, Diary of a Drug
Fiend, Cat's Cradle, A Clockwork Orange, and many more.
I rarely have time to watch movies any more, but some of my
favorites in no particular order are The Big Lebowski, Grandma's
Boy, Back to the Future, Die Hard, Anything by Quentin Tarantino,
Kevin Smith, or John Carpenter, Army of Darkness, Star Wars,
Indiana Jones, Star Trek, Serenity and Firefly, and many more than
I can think of right now.
Music is the glue that holds the universe together, without it our
world would crumble. With that being said I listen to just about
everything from classic rock to the many various genres of
electronic dance music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, this really shouldn't require much further elaboration. Who
wants to live in silence? Not I.
Chuck Taylors, I'm flat footed, they are the only shoes that feel
right to me. I have 10+ pairs. My favorites are my American made
hemp Chucks and my UV reactive tie dye Chucks.
Transportation, because going on adventures on foot just doesn't
get you as far. I currently have a Ford F-150 with a pretty sweet
Ranch Hand ramming bumper. As much as I like being able to haul
whatever wherever I wanna go and fearlessly ram anything that gets
in my way, I am considering getting a second smaller and much more
fuel friendly means of transit.
Friends, because who you share your life with is equally as
important as how you live it.
Computers, well the interwebz to be more specific. I like being
able to have the answer to any question I have about anything and
everything I could ever possibly want to know answered
instantaneously. I do, however, believe the smartphone revolution
is a double edged sword, being able to educate oneself on any
subject at any given moment may increase intellect, but at some
level it has dumbed down the general populace in departments such
as memory and navigation skills. Regardless, I still think
technology is amazing when used responsibly and try to stay on the
cutting edge as much as possible.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe, and everything. And the relevance of the number
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cruisin' the galaxy in my starship on a mission to save the
universe. Or sipping Jameson in my favorite dive bar with a few
good friends. On extremely rare occasions I am home taking it easy,
reading, and recovering from the maelstrom of awesomeness that is
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not too terribly private, but I do like my privacy. If you
wanna know something, just ask.
You should message me if
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You meet the following requirements: You have a cell phone, a car
or personal transport of some sort, and a job. I'll accept 2 out of
3 as a passing grade due to the fact that some of the brightest and
most amazing people I know live in the loop and use public transit
as their primary means of travel, or are in school and on
grants/scholarships. But I'm pretty serious about the cell phone.
It's 2013 for fucks sake, get your ass to cricket or buy a prepaid
VZW phone, it's super cheap. I'm not saying you have to be rich and
well equipped with the latest BMW and iPhone and CEO of a fortune
500 company or anything like that, just at least fucking try. But
if you are thats cool too... I hate to sound like an asshole, but
I'm rather sick of deadbeats. If you're on the level, I'm sure you
You like going to concerts and festivals on a regular basis.
You like to travel.
You consider yourself to be "strange" or "weird" or
You consider yourself to be perfectly normal and that the other 99%
of the worlds population is "strange" and/or "weird"
You are an alien or have ever been abducted by aliens. It would be
preferable if you had access to a starship, or at least the
schematics to the matter/anti-matter reactor and the warp drive
system or whatever it is they are using for faster than light
travel these days.
You like to question authority
You just want to
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